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We Just Need a Sperm Bank on Every Corner

I stumbled across a blog from a single, middle-aged woman looking for love and was struck by the lengthy “non-negotiable list” of demands her next non-existent man was going to have to meet. She had bad relationships in the past, and she wasn’t going to “settle” for anything less than everything she wanted. She went into great detail—as… Read More ›

Be A Fly on Hillary Clinton’s Forehead

Hillary Clinton: Behind the Scenes is a first hand look into her world. Watch as she schemes. See Hillary, Bill and Huma in private. Witness her meltdown after losing the election. Discover where she is today.

Louis C. K. Exposed – The Cartoon NSFW

The Jerkinator Starring Harvey Weinstein as Himself

 

Finding Mr. Right in the Zombie Apocalypse

Since the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, we ladies must re-evaluate what to look for in a Mr. Right. You want to be partnered with the best man possible when zombies attack. According to a 2009 University of Ottawa analysis, an outbreak of even slow zombies like those staggering around in Night of the Living Dead … Read More ›

“This Week in Death to America” Magazine

Al Qaeda has published a new terrorist magazine in English. What’s its name? This Week in Death to America? The Popular Jihadist? Kaboom? No, it’s called Palestine, as if it’s the ultimate insiders’ guide to Palestinian culture, recipes, travel and events, like California Living. Claiming it “focuses on the raw emotions of  the victim hood in the Muslim world,” the… Read More ›

Showcase Your Modeling Talents During a Natural Disaster

Why let a good disaster go to waste? NY City resident Nana Gouvea took full advantage of Hurricane Sandy’s wreckage by sexily posing amidst downed trees, destroyed cars, and wrecked buildings. Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking how could she do this when people have died in this hurricane; people have lost everything they… Read More ›

Living In The Zombie Apocalypse

The CDC wants you to be prepared for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, which is almost upon us. Their explanation for using zombies is to “spice up our general preparedness message.” (Because tornadoes and earthquakes aren’t sexy. Zombies are.) Once the zombies have arrived in your area, what should you do? Forget that useless CDC emergency kit you… Read More ›

Men’s Health Magazine Ensures You Never Get Laid Again

Men’s Health magazine is chock-full of tips on how to seduce a woman, give her a better orgasm, etc. While some of their advice is okay, some of it is the wackiest, worst advice for men I’ve ever read. Here’s an example: “If you’re out in public but want to make your intentions clear, slowly and… Read More ›

Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape: A Semi-Unbiased Review

Recently, Kris Jenner has come under fire for suspicion of being the master-mind behind the planning, staging and releasing of Kim’s scandalous sex tape. Trust me. She isn’t responsible. I’ve seen Kim’s tape. I was forced to watch it. I didn’t want to. It was clear no one directed the embarrassing abomination known as “Kim Kardashian Superstar.”… Read More ›

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