Tag Archive for ‘sex’
Jodi Arias is Going to Get Away With Murder
In case you haven’t heard, there’s a woman named Jodi Arias on trial in America for murdering her not-really-a-boyfriend-more-like-just-a-sex-partner, Travis Alexander. After finding out Travis, who wasn’t her official boyfriend, was taking another woman on a trip, Jodi stabbed him dozens of times, slashed his throat, and shot him in the head just to make… Read More ›
Couple Accidentally Sends Their Steamy Emails to All Their Co-Workers
Two office employees at a Scottish oil company accidentally forwarded their intimate racy emails to their entire company. While sending out a message to alert her co-workers that the sandwich van had arrived, Melanie Anderson inadvertently included all the private emails between herself and boyfriend, Eric. This included such gems as: “I loved our session… Read More ›
“Insatiable Genius” is a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner
I read women’s online dating profiles to see how bad they are. Most of them are so awful I don’t see how they manage to get a single date. This 38 year old woman calls herself “Insatiable Genius”. Right away she alerts any potential dates that they are stupider than she is. This is how… Read More ›
Five Ways To Avoid Being “Catfished” While Online Dating
Catfish are a serious problem in online dating. Catfish are people who pretend to be someone they are not online. They create false IDs in order to pursue deceptive online romances. They can string people on for years and apparently, have no remorse for their actions. Getting catfished is such a common problem that filmmaker… Read More ›
The Wacky Petraeus Love Pentagon Explained
There are so many players in the unfolding soap opera of the General Petraeus sex scandal that I decided to straighten them out. It’s confusing trying to keep track of who was sending what threatening and/or lurid email to whom. It all started when General Petraeus had an affair with the biographer of his book… Read More ›
Being An Easy Lay is Good for Women??!
Recently, I read The End of Men: the Rise of Women by Hanna Rosin. Rosin’s book is about the changing roles between men and women, and she cites how women are now becoming the dominant social and economic force. Rosin writes about how the hookup culture is essential for feminine progress. (Hookups are having casual sex without a… Read More ›
New App Makes Sexting So Much Funner and Easier – NSFW
There’s a new app called Snapchat that allows the user to take lewd photos of their privates a la Brett Favre and Rep. Anthony Weiner and send them to people. I know what you’re thinking, dear reader. You’re thinking, Carolina, so what? You take photos of your crotch all the time and send them to… Read More ›
Man Has Image of Dead Wife’s Lady Bits Carved On Her Tomb
A 75 year old Serbian widower paid a stonemason to carve an “exact replica” of his wife’s vadge on her tombstone. Milan Marinkovic said his wife left graphic photos with instructions for her hoohah to be carved on her grave. In a letter she wrote her husband, Melina Marinkovic explained that she wanted the etching because… Read More ›
Cannibal Cop’s Online Dating Profile Reveals Interesting Clues
Recently, an NYPD cop was arrested and charged with conspiracy when it was discovered he had a plot to kidnap, torture, rape, kill, cook slowly over low heat and eat women. Gilberto Valle used his job as a cop to access a federal crime database to create a catalog of over 100 potential victims. He had… Read More ›
Your Virginity Is Worth Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars
I heard about the Brazilian woman, Catarina Migliorini, who was auctioning off her virginity. I thought it was a stunt that would garner her a couple of joke bids. She was sold this morning to a Japanese man for a whopping $780,000. Her virginity was auctioned off by the producers of a Australian documentary called… Read More ›
The Chinese Invent a Robotic Vagina, Hilarity Ensues
The Chinese have done it again. This time they have invented what they delicately call a hands-free “sperm extractor.” The entirely automated robot vagina can be adjusted for speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature, depending on individual user preference. It has a small screen on the top which plays “helpful” XXX films complete with headphones to help… Read More ›
And We Have a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner Here!
This week, my ScoopFree Cat Litter Box review is of a blog post. In case you’re new to this, each week I review a truly awful online dating profile or a Man Wish List. I then award it with the number of ScoopFree Litter boxes from 1-5 that the potential Crazy Cat Lady will be… Read More ›
