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Your Crazy Cat Lady Lists for Mr. Right Are Beyond Stupid, Here’s Why

I blogged awhile back about this woman who put her requirements for Mr. Right on her blog. She called it her “Non-Negotiable List”. I called her the Crazy Cat Lady. Her perfect man list is so insane she isn’t going to find a man who fits it, and she is going to end up a… Read More ›

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Your Ridiculously Bad Online Profile Will Ensure You Stay Single Forever

I started reading women’s online profiles from dating websites after discovering male bloggers were mercilessly mocking them. I wanted to see for myself just how bad these profiles were. I wasn’t disappointed; they were terrible. If I was a man, I wouldn’t date any of you ladies. You all clearly have no clue about men. Ladies,… Read More ›

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And You Thought The Crazy Cat Lady Was A Whackjob….

I’ve been following the blog of a woman who calls herself Lonely Heart. It consists of nothing but dozens of love letters to her man. They have to write snail mail letters because he’s away—no, not in the Navy serving his country. He’s in prison. She claims he’s been “wrongfully imprisoned.” I asked what Mr…. Read More ›

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How To Attract a Man

I have come to realize from reading lists of unrealistic requirements for a man, and women’s ridiculous online dating profiles, that women don’t know jack about men. I’m shocked since there are books about men galore, and talk shows discuss relationships ad nauseum. Somehow women aren’t getting the message. Women of all ages don’t seem… Read More ›

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And We Have Another Future Crazy Cat Lady…

I don’t understand why women are putting their requirements for a man on the Internet. Shouldn’t this be a private, secret list you tuck away in your lingerie drawer? What men do they think are reading these requirements? Do they actually think amazing guys are surfing the web, reading the demands, becoming entranced, and then are… Read More ›

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Three Hot Chicks on Porn – Review XXX “Peeping Tom”

The Three Hot Chicks on Porn review  the 1940s vintage XXX sex film “Peeping Tom.” The nine minute film is black and white and has no sound. It is set to Looney Tunes sounding music. The Three Hot Chicks are: Carolina of Staked in the Heart La La of Tales of a Charm City Chick… Read More ›

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A Sexual Contract

Men in our society seem to have a fear of being accused of rape. Maybe they should be afraid. Case in point: the Duke LaCrosse players who were falsely charged with rape by a stripper/hooker they hired to entertain at one of their parties. Some people have come up with the idea that a sexual… Read More ›

Cats for the Man Free Home

If You’re Over 45—And Want A Man—You’re Going to Have to do Certain Things, Whether You Like it Or Not

The recent “Crazy Cat Lady” blogger got me thinking. (She’s the one who wrote the insanely ridiculous “non-negotiable list” for her next man. My post on that is here.) I guess women have no idea what the reality is for a woman over 45 years old in the dating world. It’s time for a reality check…. Read More ›

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My Open Letter to the “Crazy Cat Lady” Blogger

I recently wrote a post called “You are Going To End Up a Crazy Cat Lady!” in response to a ridiculous  list of requirements a woman blogger had for her next man. Absent from Stormlover’s “non-negotiable” list was the most important thing:  that he be attracted to her. Stormlover commented that lots of people made… Read More ›

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I’m a Dude and This is What I Want in a Perfect Bitch

Recently, Kanye West wrote a love song for Kim K called “Perfect Bitch” so I asked a male friend to come up with a list of qualities his ideal woman should possess. He used, as a base, the exact list from the female blogger I mocked in my “You’re Going to End Up a Crazy Cat… Read More ›

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You’re Going to End Up A Crazy Cat Lady!

I stumbled across a blog from a single middle-aged woman looking for love and was struck by the lengthy “non-negotiable list” of demands her next non-existent man was going to have to meet. She explained that she had bad relationships in the past, and she wasn’t going to “settle” for anything less than everything she wanted. She… Read More ›

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Take the “We Don’t Need Any Men in Our Town” Challenge

In August a new reality show is premiering on Lifetime: The Network for Women. It’s about a small town where they take out all the women to see how the men do in their absence. It’s called “The Week The Women Went.” The producers are calling it the greatest social experiment. I expect we’ll see bumbling men… Read More ›

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