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Do Any Women Work at the Dirty, Difficult and Dangerous Jobs that Men Do? Any Women At All?

There seems to be some confusion as to what a “Dirty, Difficult and Dangerous job” is—obviously from people who don’t work at such jobs. The DDD jobs require hard physical labor in an unpleasant, dangerous environment, like being suspended 1000s of feet in the air or stuck miles underground in an airless tunnel. The conditions are… Read More ›

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Ladies, Stop Being So Desperate for Anything With a Pulse and a Penis

While I was having my millionth conversation with my girlfriend about her boyfriend problems, it occurred to me how desperate women are to be with a man—so pathetically needy they will tolerate anything. My girlfriend’s supposed man is right now on a month long cruise with another woman. That’s right. Her man, who pledged to her on… Read More ›

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Men Are Like Frogs in a Lily Pad Pond Jumping From Leaf To Leaf

In my last blog post, He Would Rather Munch on Shards of Broken Glass Then Tell You It’s Over, I discussed how men don’t like to say the words, “It’s over” to a woman. They don’t want the hassle of a hysterical, tear drenched scene punctuated by pleading. So, in order to avoid this unpleasant drama, they get cold… Read More ›

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He Would Rather Munch Shards Of Broken Glass Then Tell You It’s Over

Guys are very bad when it comes to communicating verbally that it’s over. You could be with him for years, and have 10 kids with him. It doesn’t matter. He will eat shards of broken glass before he will say to your face: “I don’t want to be with you any more.” It’s because guys can’t stand a woman’s anger… Read More ›

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The 1 Sure Way You Can Tell What He Really Feels About You

I’ve touched on this issue before, the problem women have figuring out how a guy feels about them. It needs to be gone over again, as even some of my own girlfriends are confused in their relationships. Endless hours are wasted dissecting every thing he said/did in an attempt to figure him out. All this is unnecessary. It… Read More ›

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Finding Mr. Right in the Zombie Apocalypse

Since the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, we ladies must re-evaluate what to look for in a Mr. Right. You want to be partnered with the best man possible when zombies attack. According to a 2009 University of Ottawa analysis, an outbreak of even slow zombies like those staggering around in Night of the Living Dead … Read More ›

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Pickup Artist “Mystery” Makes Complete Ass of Himself Trying Desperately to Get Laid

Remember “Mystery”, the pickup artist in the guy liner and swim goggles who had a TV show where he taught awkward dudes how to pick up women? He developed a system to pick up chicks called The Mystery Method. On the tv show he had his faithful wingman, “Matador” by his side to help out…. Read More ›

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Meet The Gross Dude Who Will Pay $1500 to Find a Perfect Woman

A man named Romeo Rose, who calls himself a rock star/poet/artist/photographer/romantic, created a website where he posted his wish list for the perfect woman. He’s so serious about finding the future Mrs. Rose that he’s offering $1500 to whoever introduces them. His list is as ludricrous as the perfect man wish lists of the Crazy… Read More ›

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The Top 10 Most Bizarre Lines A Guy Has Ever Said to Me

Every woman gets them, the bad opening lines from total strangers, the ridiculous come-ons. Some of them are laughable, others are just plain out there. These are my most memorable: the weirdest of the weird. “Can I mate my dog to yours?” A man I had never seen before knocked on my door. He didn’t… Read More ›

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Ten Ways To Get Out of the Dreaded Friend Zone

I was recently reading the Ask Men love advice column. A male reader had written in asking about his relationship with a female friend. He had expressed his romantic feelings to her and she had put him off by claiming she wasn’t “ready” for a long term commitment. Then he found out she was dating some other… Read More ›

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“Review” of Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback Movie “Dick and Liz”

Dick and Liz aka Diz and Lick, starring Lindsay Lohan premiered Sunday. It is the story of the tumultuous love affair between Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. They were both married when they met and fell in love during the filming of Cleopatra in 1963.  Diz and Lick has plenty of screaming, pouting, sighing, boozing, bad acting, and… Read More ›

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“Insatiable Genius” is a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner

I read women’s online dating profiles to see how bad they are. Most of them are so awful I don’t see how they manage to get a single date. This 38 year old woman calls herself “Insatiable Genius”. Right away she alerts any potential dates that they are stupider than she is. This is how… Read More ›