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Do Any Women Work at the Dirty, Difficult and Dangerous Jobs that Men Do? Any Women At All?

There seems to be some confusion as to what a “Dirty, Difficult and Dangerous job” is—obviously from people who don’t work at such jobs. The DDD jobs require hard physical labor in an unpleasant, dangerous environment, like being suspended 1000s of feet in the air or stuck miles underground in an airless tunnel. The conditions are… Read More ›

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He Would Rather Munch Shards Of Broken Glass Then Tell You It’s Over

Guys are very bad when it comes to communicating verbally that it’s over. You could be with him for years, and have 10 kids with him. It doesn’t matter. He will eat shards of broken glass before he will say to your face: “I don’t want to be with you any more.” It’s because guys can’t stand a woman’s anger… Read More ›

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Finding Mr. Right in the Zombie Apocalypse

Since the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, we ladies must re-evaluate what to look for in a Mr. Right. You want to be partnered with the best man possible when zombies attack. According to a 2009 University of Ottawa analysis, an outbreak of even slow zombies like those staggering around in Night of the Living Dead … Read More ›

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Pickup Artist “Mystery” Makes Complete Ass of Himself Trying Desperately to Get Laid

Remember “Mystery”, the pickup artist in the guy liner and swim goggles who had a TV show where he taught awkward dudes how to pick up women? He developed a system to pick up chicks called The Mystery Method. On the tv show he had his faithful wingman, “Matador” by his side to help out…. Read More ›

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The Top 10 Most Bizarre Lines A Guy Has Ever Said to Me

Every woman gets them, the bad opening lines from total strangers, the ridiculous come-ons. Some of them are laughable, others are just plain out there. These are my most memorable: the weirdest of the weird. “Can I mate my dog to yours?” A man I had never seen before knocked on my door. He didn’t… Read More ›

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Ten Ways To Get Out of the Dreaded Friend Zone

I was recently reading the Ask Men love advice column. A male reader had written in asking about his relationship with a female friend. He had expressed his romantic feelings to her and she had put him off by claiming she wasn’t “ready” for a long term commitment. Then he found out she was dating some other… Read More ›

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“Review” of Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback Movie “Dick and Liz”

Dick and Liz aka Diz and Lick, starring Lindsay Lohan premiered Sunday. It is the story of the tumultuous love affair between Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. They were both married when they met and fell in love during the filming of Cleopatra in 1963.  Diz and Lick has plenty of screaming, pouting, sighing, boozing, bad acting, and… Read More ›

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Five Ways To Avoid Being “Catfished” While Online Dating

Catfish are a serious problem in online dating. Catfish are people who pretend to be someone they are not online. They create false IDs in order to pursue deceptive online romances. They can string people on for years and apparently, have no remorse for their actions. Getting catfished is such a common problem that filmmaker… Read More ›

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The Wacky Petraeus Love Pentagon Explained

There are so many players in the unfolding soap opera of the General Petraeus sex scandal that I decided to straighten them out. It’s confusing trying to keep track of who was sending what threatening and/or lurid email to whom. It all started when General Petraeus had an affair with the biographer of his book… Read More ›

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No Man Reached Up a Woman’s Skirt Searching for a Library Card

Since I started reading women’s online dating profiles, I  realize women are clueless about men. I’ve blogged about what men don’t want. This time I’m discussing what they do want. When you are trying to meet men through online dating, you need to sell yourself, not list your impossible-to-meet requirements. Think about it this way:… Read More ›

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The Man Translator: What He’s Really Thinking

Men and women think so differently it’s no wonder we have constant miscommunication. We truly speak a different language. What’s needed is some kind of translator, like Google has for foreign languages, so I’ve created The Man Translator. It takes what a woman says and translates it to what he hears her saying with his… Read More ›

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How To Make A Clean Break from a Woman So She Doesn’t Go All Psycho

You’ve been dating her for awhile, or you’re married, but now you realize you’re just not that into her. There are certain things you must do when you break things off to ensure she doesn’t go all psycho. After reading guys’ blogs about their scary stalker exes, I realize men don’t know how to make a… Read More ›