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Islamic Cosmopolitan Magazine

I created this mock Islamic Cosmopolitan because I recently received one accidently. I can’t imagine why anyone would think I care about Chrissy Teigen’s “bedtime ritual” or the “surprising reasons” guys stray. It disgusted me so much with its fake caring about women’s issues bullsh*t that I had to create a more realistic version. Like Fox News Anchor… Read More ›

Couple Fighting

He Would Rather Munch Shards Of Broken Glass Then Tell You It’s Over

Guys are very bad when it comes to communicating verbally that it’s over. You could be with him for years, and have 10 kids with him. It doesn’t matter. He will eat shards of broken glass before he will say to your face: “I don’t want to be with you any more.” It’s because guys can’t stand a woman’s anger… Read More ›

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Finding Mr. Right in the Zombie Apocalypse

Since the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, we ladies must re-evaluate what to look for in a Mr. Right. You want to be partnered with the best man possible when zombies attack. According to a 2009 University of Ottawa analysis, an outbreak of even slow zombies like those staggering around in Night of the Living Dead … Read More ›

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6 Hairstyles Guaranteed To NOT Get A Man To Notice You

I came across a beauty article about “the hairstyles that get guys to notice you”. Naturally, the hairstyles were:  long hair, long hair in a pony tail, long hair with loose curls, long hair with tight curls and long shiny hair. Okay, I think we get that guys like long hair, but what don’t they… Read More ›

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Ten Ways To Get Out of the Dreaded Friend Zone

I was recently reading the Ask Men love advice column. A male reader had written in asking about his relationship with a female friend. He had expressed his romantic feelings to her and she had put him off by claiming she wasn’t “ready” for a long term commitment. Then he found out she was dating some other… Read More ›

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You’ve Been Unceremoniously Dumped. Should You Go Psycho?

You’ve been seeing each other for a few months, maybe years. You’re in a committed relationship and you think things are going great. You receive a text from him, “I’ve met someone else. I want to get my things out of your place asap.” WHAT?! He’s met someone else?? It’s over?! How can that be?… Read More ›

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No Man Reached Up a Woman’s Skirt Searching for a Library Card

Since I started reading women’s online dating profiles, I  realize women are clueless about men. I’ve blogged about what men don’t want. This time I’m discussing what they do want. When you are trying to meet men through online dating, you need to sell yourself, not list your impossible-to-meet requirements. Think about it this way:… Read More ›

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The Man Translator: What He’s Really Thinking

Men and women think so differently it’s no wonder we have constant miscommunication. We truly speak a different language. What’s needed is some kind of translator, like Google has for foreign languages, so I’ve created The Man Translator. It takes what a woman says and translates it to what he hears her saying with his… Read More ›

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How To Make A Clean Break from a Woman So She Doesn’t Go All Psycho

You’ve been dating her for awhile, or you’re married, but now you realize you’re just not that into her. There are certain things you must do when you break things off to ensure she doesn’t go all psycho. After reading guys’ blogs about their scary stalker exes, I realize men don’t know how to make a… Read More ›

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Your Crazy Cat Lady Lists for Mr. Right Are Beyond Stupid, Here’s Why

I blogged awhile back about this woman who put her requirements for Mr. Right on her blog. She called it her “Non-Negotiable List”. I called her the Crazy Cat Lady. Her perfect man list is so insane she isn’t going to find a man who fits it, and she is going to end up a… Read More ›

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How To Attract a Man

I have come to realize from reading lists of unrealistic requirements for a man, and women’s ridiculous online dating profiles, that women don’t know jack about men. I’m shocked since there are books about men galore, and talk shows discuss relationships ad nauseum. Somehow women aren’t getting the message. Women of all ages don’t seem… Read More ›

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Pervy High School Girl’s Coach Writes Gross Book About Vaginas

Bryan Craig, an Illinois high school girl’s basketball coach and counselor just resigned from his teaching job when it was discovered he wrote a bizarre book about sex called “It’s Her Fault.” He claimed he wrote the 44 page book, which is for sale on Amazon, to “help others” have better relationships. I forced myself to… Read More ›