Tag: puppy

SnugglePuppyBrownMutt

The Puppy Essentials

Since the last time I got a puppy was five years ago. Things have improved in the field of puppy management. Here are the life-saving puppy essentials: The Snuggle Puppy – this is a plush toy that comes with a beating heart sound maker you put inside it. No longer do you have to endure… Read More ›

Maximus Puppy

The Puppy Diet

I’ve discovered a new weight loss program! It’s super¬†simple. There’s no calorie counting, no food portioning, no restrictions whatsoever. You can eat whatever you want, when you want.¬† It’s The Puppy Diet. No, you don’t eat puppies, just get one. No more lazily sitting on your burgeoning buttocks watching tv. No more idling away hours… Read More ›

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