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Meet The Gross Dude Who Will Pay $1500 to Find a Perfect Woman

A man named Romeo Rose, who calls himself a rock star/poet/artist/photographer/romantic, created a website where he posted his wish list for the perfect woman. He’s so serious about finding the future Mrs. Rose that he’s offering $1500 to whoever introduces them. His list is as ludricrous as the perfect man wish lists of the Crazy… Read More ›

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“Insatiable Genius” is a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner

I read women’s online dating profiles to see how bad they are. Most of them are so awful I don’t see how they manage to get a single date. This 38 year old woman calls herself “Insatiable Genius”. Right away she alerts any potential dates that they are stupider than she is. This is how… Read More ›

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Five Ways To Avoid Being “Catfished” While Online Dating

Catfish are a serious problem in online dating. Catfish are people who pretend to be someone they are not online. They create false IDs in order to pursue deceptive online romances. They can string people on for years and apparently, have no remorse for their actions. Getting catfished is such a common problem that filmmaker… Read More ›

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And We Have a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner Here!

This week, my ScoopFree Cat Litter Box review is of a blog post. In case you’re new to this, each week I review a truly awful online dating profile or a Man Wish List. I then award it with the number of ScoopFree Litter boxes from 1-5 that the potential Crazy Cat Lady will be… Read More ›

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No Man Reached Up a Woman’s Skirt Searching for a Library Card

Since I started reading women’s online dating profiles, I  realize women are clueless about men. I’ve blogged about what men don’t want. This time I’m discussing what they do want. When you are trying to meet men through online dating, you need to sell yourself, not list your impossible-to-meet requirements. Think about it this way:… Read More ›

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Your Crazy Cat Lady Online Dating Profile Deserves Five ScoopFree Cat Litter Boxes

Each week I am going to review a woman’s online dating profile for her potential to end up a Crazy Cat Lady. I will evaluate how desirable a man might find her to be, how likely a man is to want to get to know her based solely on what she wrote. What these women… Read More ›

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Your Ridiculously Bad Online Profile Will Ensure You Stay Single Forever

I started reading women’s online profiles from dating websites after discovering male bloggers were mercilessly mocking them. I wanted to see for myself just how bad these profiles were. I wasn’t disappointed; they were terrible. If I was a man, I wouldn’t date any of you ladies. You all clearly have no clue about men. Ladies,… Read More ›

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The Best Of Staked: One of My Online Dates from Hell

His profile title was “Catch of a Lifetime”. He was a doctor in his 40s.      The doctor wanted to meet at a bar that served his favorite booze:  Tata’s vodka. He raved about it, explaining in  detail it was distilled six times. (Isn’t Moonshine??) He boasted how he obtained a bottle signed by the great Tata himself. He… Read More ›

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eHarmony Thinks a Zombie is Your Perfect Match

Recently, one of my girlfriends signed up for eHarmony, and went on a date. If you’re a follower of my blog, you know I hate online dating. I think it’s a horror show, and her experience proves my point. eHarm claims to be the Number #1 relationship website. It boasts that it “takes romance and passion… Read More ›

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Another Bad Date Brought to You by Match.com

He looked okay in his pic, but younger than his 35 years. A marketing exec, he was born in a foreign country. He seemed “normal” in his emails. We meet in a casino. He recognizes me first, and walks up to introduce himself. I am stunned by his appearance. He was so small–and I don’t mean short–I mean tiny. He… Read More ›

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Guys, That Stripper Isn’t Your Soul-Mate

An online guy I went out with called himself “Cool Kelly”.  A former pro baseball player, he was so obnoxiously egotistical he came across like the character Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down. He looked like him, too. He boasted his ex-wife wrote a four page letter to Oprah suggesting that O give him an “Ex-Husband of the Year” award because… Read More ›

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My WORST EVER Nightmare Online Date From Hell Part I

I was living in Las Vegas. He was a headliner at a casino. He had been on Letterman and The Tonight Show. We met through Match.com.      No, it’s not Criss Angel, whose greatest magic trick is making his c**k disappear into lots of different women. We meet at the Rio. The Headliner was attractive, well-dressed, but had a nasty habit of… Read More ›

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