Tag Archive for ‘nightmare online dates’
Guys, That Stripper Isn’t Your Soul-Mate
An online guy I went out with called himself “Cool Kelly”. A former pro baseball player, he was so obnoxiously egotistical he came across like the character Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down. He looked like him, too. He boasted his ex-wife wrote a four page letter to Oprah suggesting that O give him an “Ex-Husband of the Year” award because… Read More ›
My WORST Nightmare Online Date from Hell Part III
The story continues as Psycho Headliner finds my address, and decides to come on over. There he stands with an enormous bouquet of red roses. We awkwardly chitty-chat for a moment. He wants to explain himself. I tell him he can come in, but my two Rottweilers will be sitting with us. I warn, “Don’t make any sudden moves. I can… Read More ›
