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Meth Ain’t a Beauty Product

I’ve never tried meth because, honestly, it never interested me. Looking at this collection of meth addict mug shots taken at different ages, I’m glad I haven’t. These are gruesome. If I were shown these horrible pics as a teen, I wouldn’t have gone near the stuff. (Not that I did anyway.) Without meaning to… Read More ›

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The Wacky Petraeus Love Pentagon Explained

There are so many players in the unfolding soap opera of the General Petraeus sex scandal that I decided to straighten them out. It’s confusing trying to keep track of who was sending what threatening and/or lurid email to whom. It all started when General Petraeus had an affair with the biographer of his book… Read More ›

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Nothing Brings Out Your Cheekbones Like A Horrendous Disaster

New York City resident Nana Gouvea took full advantage of Sandy’s wreckage by sexily posing amidst downed trees, destroyed cars, and wrecked buildings. Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking how could she do this when people have died in this hurricane; people have lost everything they own in this world. People are without power,… Read More ›

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The Chinese Invent a Robotic Vagina, Hilarity Ensues

The Chinese have done it again. This time they have invented what they delicately call a hands-free “sperm extractor.”  The entirely automated robot vagina can be adjusted for speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature, depending on individual user preference. It has a small screen on the top which plays “helpful” XXX films complete with headphones to help… Read More ›

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Whore Pills are Causing You to Act Slatterningly and Are Turning Men Gay

The inadvertently hilarious video “You Deserve to Know the Truth: Contraception” warns of the dangers of birth control pills. According to the video, “contracepting” is the leading cause of sluttery and gayness. (Contracepting is their made-up word they must have thought sounded more sophisticated than “birth controlling.”) Here is their reasoning behind this: “Contracepting makes… Read More ›

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And You Thought Botox Was Making People’s Foreheads Look Weird…..

Japan has a beauty trend called “Bagel Head”. It’s where they have a doctor some quack inject lots of saline into their forehead with an IV. After the forehead is nice and puffy, the quack presses his finger in the center. This leaves an indent that resembles a bagel. (Here in America, we call an IV that… Read More ›

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The Wacky Customers of Walmart Celebrate 50 Years of Pantlessness and Butt Cleavage

Walmart is 50 years old now, and what does that mean? Fifty glorious years of The People of Walmart! For some reason, Walmart customers are the wackiest people with their bizarre automobiles, freaky clothes, missing pants, major butt cleavage, and exotic pets they drag to the store. In case you didn’t know, there’s an entire… Read More ›

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Living In The Zombie Apocalypse

The CDC wants you to be prepared for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, which is almost upon us. Their explanation for using zombies is to “spice up our general preparedness message.” (Because tornadoes and earthquakes aren’t sexy. Zombies are.)                     Once the zombies have arrived in your area, what… Read More ›

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Pervy High School Girl’s Coach Writes Gross Book About Vaginas

Bryan Craig, an Illinois high school girl’s basketball coach and counselor just resigned from his teaching job when it was discovered he wrote a bizarre book about sex called “It’s Her Fault.” He claimed he wrote the 44 page book, which is for sale on Amazon, to “help others” have better relationships. I forced myself to… Read More ›

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Something Women Have Needed For Centuries: Their Very Own Pens!

BIC has created a line of pens exclusively for women. I’ve been so tired of struggling my whole life to use those regular man pens with their massive barrels and  unmatched plug and ink colors. Finally, I will be able to write things down! They are called Cristal for Her, come in special girlie colors… Read More ›

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Lay’s Potato Chip Contest Produces Some Truly Gag Inducing Flavors

Lay’s Potato chip has a contest running right now for a brand new flavor. The prize: $1,000,000. This has brought everyone out of the woodwork with their crazy, not-well-thought-out ideas. Along with the usual bacon-cheddar-guacamole-jalapeno-taco-pizza entries there were some that were way out there. Keep in mind these are supposed to be potato chip flavors…. Read More ›

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“The Week The Women Went” Makes Men Look Like Frickin’ Idiots

The TV show “The Week The Women Went” premiered last night. Called a “groundbreaking social experiment,” it’s a reality show where all the women are taken out of a town to leave the men to fend for themselves. The women were whisked away on a train to a luxurious spa resort for a much needed… Read More ›

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