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Finding Mr. Right in the Zombie Apocalypse

Since the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, we ladies must re-evaluate what to look for in a Mr. Right. You want to be partnered with the best man possible when zombies attack. According to a 2009 University of Ottawa analysis, an outbreak of even slow zombies like those staggering around in Night of the Living Dead … Read More ›

Thanks for Nothing, Bill Gates, You Pompous Douchebag

In honor of The Fourth of July, I’m going to blog about something serious, something that affects our country. Recently, I saw a documentary on how Bill Gates was once again giving away hundreds of millions to help people in a foreign country. This time it was India, which is one of his favorite pits… Read More ›

“This Week in Death to America” Magazine

Al Qaeda has published a new terrorist magazine in English. What’s its name? This Week in Death to America? The Popular Jihadist? Kaboom? No, it’s called Palestine, as if it’s the ultimate insiders’ guide to Palestinian culture, recipes, travel and events, like California Living. Claiming it “focuses on the raw emotions of  the victim hood in the Muslim world,” the… Read More ›

We Don’t Need Any Men in Our Town

In August 2012 a reality show premiered on Lifetime: The Network for Women. It’s about a small town where they take out all the women to see how the men do in their absence. It’s called “The Week The Women Went.” The producers are calling it the greatest social experiment ever documented. I expected to see bumbling men floundering… Read More ›

Do Men Have a Right To Be Angry With Women?

There’s a growing Men’s Right movement in America. A lot of men are angry over what they view as the misandry in our society. Their issue:  feminism is screwing men over. They have a point. Feminists demanding equality—which sounded like a good idea—caused a cultural revolution that changed the roles of men and women. Unfortunately,… Read More ›

Meth Ain’t a Beauty Product

I’ve never tried meth because, honestly, it never interested me. Looking at this collection of meth addict mug shots taken at different ages, I’m glad I haven’t. These are gruesome. If I were shown these horrible pics as a teen, I wouldn’t have gone near the stuff. (Not that I did anyway.) Without meaning to… Read More ›

Showcase Your Modeling Talents During a Natural Disaster

Why let a good disaster go to waste? NY City resident Nana Gouvea took full advantage of Hurricane Sandy’s wreckage by sexily posing amidst downed trees, destroyed cars, and wrecked buildings. Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking how could she do this when people have died in this hurricane; people have lost everything they… Read More ›

Living In The Zombie Apocalypse

The CDC wants you to be prepared for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, which is almost upon us. Their explanation for using zombies is to “spice up our general preparedness message.” (Because tornadoes and earthquakes aren’t sexy. Zombies are.) Once the zombies have arrived in your area, what should you do? Forget that useless CDC emergency kit you… Read More ›

Ten Dirty Little Secrets She’s Not Telling You

After reading some male blogger’s thoughts about how deceitful women are, I decided to respond to their claims. They are right. Women, in general, do hide the truth from men. It’s because if men knew the truth, they would be afraid. Very afraid. Here are some painful secrets you don’t know: 1.  She tells her girlfriends everything, including what… Read More ›

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