Tag Archive for ‘men and women’
Couple Accidentally Sends Their Steamy Emails to All Their Co-Workers
Two office employees at a Scottish oil company accidentally forwarded their intimate racy emails to their entire company. While sending out a message to alert her co-workers that the sandwich van had arrived, Melanie Anderson inadvertently included all the private emails between herself and boyfriend, Eric. This included such gems as: “I loved our session… Read More ›
Five Ways To Avoid Being “Catfished” While Online Dating
Catfish are a serious problem in online dating. Catfish are people who pretend to be someone they are not online. They create false IDs in order to pursue deceptive online romances. They can string people on for years and apparently, have no remorse for their actions. Getting catfished is such a common problem that filmmaker… Read More ›
The Wacky Petraeus Love Pentagon Explained
There are so many players in the unfolding soap opera of the General Petraeus sex scandal that I decided to straighten them out. It’s confusing trying to keep track of who was sending what threatening and/or lurid email to whom. It all started when General Petraeus had an affair with the biographer of his book… Read More ›
Now You Can Get Preggers by a Celeb Without The Mess and Hassle of Having Sex With Him
No longer do you have to slink past security to get backstage at that rock concert, or sneak around hotel cameras when the NBA is in town. There’s a new sperm bank, called Fame Daddy that will provide you with prime grade A celebrity sperm. You can choose from titled sperm and give birth to… Read More ›
And We Have a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner Here!
This week, my ScoopFree Cat Litter Box review is of a blog post. In case you’re new to this, each week I review a truly awful online dating profile or a Man Wish List. I then award it with the number of ScoopFree Litter boxes from 1-5 that the potential Crazy Cat Lady will be… Read More ›
No Man Reached Up a Woman’s Skirt Searching for a Library Card
Since I started reading women’s online dating profiles, I realize women are clueless about men. I’ve blogged about what men don’t want. This time I’m discussing what they do want. When you are trying to meet men through online dating, you need to sell yourself, not list your impossible-to-meet requirements. Think about it this way:… Read More ›
Whore Pills are Causing You to Act Slatterningly and Are Turning Men Gay
The inadvertently hilarious video “You Deserve to Know the Truth: Contraception” warns of the dangers of birth control pills. According to the video, “contracepting” is the leading cause of sluttery and gayness. (Contracepting is their made-up word they must have thought sounded more sophisticated than “birth controlling.”) Here is their reasoning behind this: “Contracepting makes… Read More ›
The Man Translator: What He’s Really Thinking
Men and women think so differently it’s no wonder we have constant miscommunication. We truly speak a different language. What’s needed is some kind of translator, like Google has for foreign languages, so I’ve created The Man Translator. It takes what a woman says and translates it to what he hears her saying with his… Read More ›
Your Crazy Cat Lady Lists for Mr. Right Are Beyond Stupid, Here’s Why
I blogged awhile back about this woman who put her requirements for Mr. Right on her blog. She called it her “Non-Negotiable List”. I called her the Crazy Cat Lady. Her perfect man list is so insane she isn’t going to find a man who fits it, and she is going to end up a… Read More ›
Your Ridiculously Bad Online Profile Will Ensure You Stay Single Forever
I started reading women’s online profiles from dating websites after discovering male bloggers were mercilessly mocking them. I wanted to see for myself just how bad these profiles were. I wasn’t disappointed; they were terrible. If I was a man, I wouldn’t date any of you ladies. You all clearly have no clue about men. Ladies,… Read More ›
Shop For A Man In “The Supermarket of Love”
There’s a European online dating site called Adoptaguy that calls itself the ”supermarket of love.” Women register as “shoppers” and men are “products”. Men sit on the shelf waiting to be put in a woman’s “cart” and a woman can choose as many man products as she wants. It was designed this way to eliminate a… Read More ›
And You Thought The Crazy Cat Lady Was A Whackjob….
I’ve been following the blog of a woman who calls herself Lonely Heart. It consists of nothing but dozens of love letters to her man. They have to write snail mail letters because he’s away—no, not in the Navy serving his country. He’s in prison. She claims he’s been “wrongfully imprisoned.” I asked what Mr…. Read More ›
