Tag Archive for ‘marriage’
6 Hairstyles Guaranteed To NOT Get A Man To Notice You
I came across a beauty article about “the hairstyles that get guys to notice you”. Naturally, the hairstyles were: long hair, long hair in a pony tail, long hair with loose curls, long hair with tight curls and long shiny hair. Okay, I think we get that guys like long hair, but what don’t they… Read More ›
How To Get Out of the Dreaded Friend Zone
I was recently reading the Ask Men love advice column. A male reader had written in asking about his relationship with a female friend. He had expressed his romantic feelings to her and she had put him off by claiming she wasn’t “ready” for a long term commitment. Then he found out she was dating some other… Read More ›
“Diz and Lick” – My Review of Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback Movie
Dick and Liz aka Diz and Lick, starring Lindsay Lohan premiered Sunday. It is the story of the tumultuous love affair between Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. They were both married when they met and fell in love during the filming of Cleopatra in 1963. Diz and Lick has plenty of screaming, pouting, sighing, boozing, bad acting, and… Read More ›
Five Ways To Avoid Being “Catfished” While Online Dating
Catfish are a serious problem in online dating. Catfish are people who pretend to be someone they are not online. They create false IDs in order to pursue deceptive online romances. They can string people on for years and apparently, have no remorse for their actions. Getting catfished is such a common problem that filmmaker… Read More ›
The Wacky Petraeus Love Pentagon Explained
There are so many players in the unfolding soap opera of the General Petraeus sex scandal that I decided to straighten them out. It’s confusing trying to keep track of who was sending what threatening and/or lurid email to whom. It all started when General Petraeus had an affair with the biographer of his book… Read More ›
Being An Easy Lay is Good for Women??!
Recently, I read The End of Men: the Rise of Women by Hanna Rosin. Rosin’s book is about the changing roles between men and women, and she cites how women are now becoming the dominant social and economic force. Rosin writes about how the hookup culture is essential for feminine progress. (Hookups are having casual sex without a… Read More ›
Man Has Image of Dead Wife’s Lady Bits Carved On Her Tomb
A 75 year old Serbian widower paid a stonemason to carve an “exact replica” of his wife’s vadge on her tombstone. Milan Marinkovic said his wife left graphic photos with instructions for her hoohah to be carved on her grave. In a letter she wrote her husband, Melina Marinkovic explained that she wanted the etching because… Read More ›
And We Have a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner Here!
This week, my ScoopFree Cat Litter Box review is of a blog post. In case you’re new to this, each week I review a truly awful online dating profile or a Man Wish List. I then award it with the number of ScoopFree Litter boxes from 1-5 that the potential Crazy Cat Lady will be… Read More ›
You’ve Been Unceremoniously Dumped. Should You Go Psycho?
You’ve been seeing each other for a few months, maybe years. You’re in a committed relationship and you think things are going great. You receive a text from him, “I’ve met someone else. I want to get my things out of your place asap.” WHAT?! He’s met someone else?? It’s over?! How can that be?… Read More ›
Your Crazy Cat Lady Online Dating Profile Deserves Five ScoopFree Cat Litter Boxes
Each week I am going to review a woman’s online dating profile for her potential to end up a Crazy Cat Lady. I will evaluate how desirable a man might find her to be, how likely a man is to want to get to know her based solely on what she wrote. What these women… Read More ›
Whore Pills are Causing You to Act Slatterningly and Are Turning Men Gay
The inadvertently hilarious video “You Deserve to Know the Truth: Contraception” warns of the dangers of birth control pills. According to the video, “contracepting” is the leading cause of sluttery and gayness. (Contracepting is their made-up word they must have thought sounded more sophisticated than “birth controlling.”) Here is their reasoning behind this: “Contracepting makes… Read More ›
The Man Translator: What He’s Really Thinking
Men and women think so differently it’s no wonder we have constant miscommunication. We truly speak a different language. What’s needed is some kind of translator, like Google has for foreign languages, so I’ve created The Man Translator. It takes what a woman says and translates it to what he hears her saying with his… Read More ›
