A man named Romeo Rose, who calls himself a rock star/poet/artist/photographer/romantic, created a website where he posted his wish list for the perfect woman. He’s so serious about finding the future Mrs. Rose that he’s offering $1500 to whoever introduces them.
His list is as ludricrous as the perfect man wish lists of the Crazy Cat Ladies. Let’s take a look at what this
amazing specimen of a man loser wants:
No sluts or fat asses need apply
“I will not date a overweight or fat girl. I like girls that are 130 pounds or less.
I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut,…
I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry….And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids. I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks. I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man.”
So he doesn’t want an overweight woman, someone who was promiscuous, or of a different race. Well, that’s okay. He can be a bigot if he wants to be.
“I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to be 100% as tight as it ever was! Plus, what’s even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, that’s why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.
Wow. He expects flawless skin and a perfect vadge. Does he have a perfect penis? Not that I want to think about his. At. All. I just threw up a little in my mouth.
I also like girls with long hair. I like a girl to look like a girl, not a man, I like a feminine, pretty girl. I like hair down to the shoulders at least. Sometimes I can make exceptions if it is shorter depending on how it looks on the girl….
I do not like glasses on a girl. Although, it’s not a dealbreaker, as long as she can wear contacts at least most of the time.
If a girl is wanting to have babies, I am not her man.
I will not date a girl that does not have a job or career.
I am not looking for any type of woman that is materialistic or a gold digger or expects a man to pay for everything.
I do not like tattoos on a woman. To me, tattoos just represent white trash or somone that’s been in prison.
Redheads are my favorite, next is Brunettes, and next is Blondes, in that order. I like all 3, but I’m just saying if I had to choose, that’s my order of preference.
Women all over the world are rushing to change their hair color, and get Lasik eye surgery.
I also do not like piercings…I do not like a woman to have anything pireced other than her Ears….
I will not be in any relationship with a woman that gambles or wastes money on such things.
I do not like strippers! I believe that the only person that should ever see a womans naked body is only her boyfriend or husband.
Oddly enough, Romeo has a photo of himself on the internet with a naked woman. I guess she isn’t ever going to be Mrs. Romeo Rose.
I will not date any girl that can not always be honest & faithful to me.
I prefer a girl that does not smoke.
I will not date any girl if she is still friends with any men that she has been intimate with in the past, I believe once a relationship with someone is over, it’s OVER.
I will not date a selfish woman. I do not like selfish women at all.
I do not like sarcastic or cynical people, I do not like people that always think negatively either, so that type of girl would also not be a good match for me.
I do not expect a girl to agree with all of my beliefs or opinions etc, but I do not like to argue.
Translation: the woman shouldn’t voice her opinions if they differ from his.
I like a girl that dresses on the conservative side. Not like a slut, and not anything weird. Just normal…T-Shirt & Jeans are OK. But a girl in a dress really gets my heart racing! I also love it when a girl wears a mini skirt with boots, not cowboy boots, but sexy boots. Or high heels, I love spiked high heels!
I like a girl that takes care of herself and keeps herself clean of course.
I love it when a girl wears sexy lingerie in the bedroom! Especially thigh highs!
I need a girl that can be very warm & affectionate and loving.
It’s also nice if the girl has a big heart and appreciates simples things, and understands the value of sentimental things etc.
I like a girl that appreciates romance and the art of courtship.
Kissing is one of my most favorite things to do with a girl, it’s very important.
It dosen’t matter at all to me how big or small a girls breasts are. I prefer them to be real & natural though. I am against breast implants, I see that as unnecessery self mutilation, and I would not want a girlfriend that has breast implants.
I like to get a lot of attention in a relationship, and I like to give it as well.
I also have a very high sex drive.
I know sometimes on my website here, I may seem like a negative person because I point out sooooo many things that I dislike, but I assure you I am a very positive person, I am just tring to put out here my likes/dislikes so you can know more about me and what type of girl may get along with me.
Thanks so much for creating this great list, Romeo! Because we women really care about what type of girl you want.
In closing he gives us this:
I never said I was a Don Juan with women, although “Romeo Rose does Pimp them Ho’s… From the Ghettos to da Limo’s.”
It’s like he’s ordering up a woman from a menu.
His perfect woman is a long haired, redheaded, white, thin, warm, affectionate, sentimental, giving, romantic, loving, honest, faithful, sexually inexperienced, career minded, non-sarcastic “girl” with 20/20 vision, a tight pretty vagina, no piercings, no tats, flawless skin, natural breasts, hasn’t had children and doesn’t want them. She doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble, isn’t materialistic, doesn’t speak to exes, doesn’t argue, gives him constant attention, and she will wear whatever he wants because it turns him on—while she agrees to have sex whenever he wants it—which will be all the time.
What are the odds that this combination of woman exists? In order for them to be a match, she would need all of those things listed above in addition to having poor judgment and very low standards for her men.
‘Cause Romeo (aka Larry Busby) has a restraining order out on him from a previous ex-girlfriend for harassing and stalking her. Oh, yeah. He’s that kind of guy.
Here’s what the future Mrs. Romeo Rose’s Wish List would have to include in order for them to be a good match. He would have to:
- Have brown, unwashed hair
- Have scary Morton Downy chompers
- Look like Dave Grohl gone terribly wrong
- Be Delusional
- Be Narcissistic
- Be a Bad guitar player
- Be Jealous
- Be Controlling
- Be Sexist
- Be Racist
- Be Horny
- Be Under-deodorized
- Be Abusive to women
- Be a Poor dresser
- Be an Egomaniac
What we have here is a Real Doll Winner. Like the Crazy Cat Ladies who will end up with a collection litter boxes, Romeo is going to end up with a collection of faux women and their various accoutrements, like removable vadges and wigs.
A Real Doll meets all his requirements, except for the career, but hey, he can always rent her out.
This is the same old problem of a person putting a list out there in the hopes the universe will spit back out a fantasy mate.
If you want to attract someone, you need to have something to offer them.