Tag Archive for ‘entertainment’
6 Hairstyles Guaranteed To NOT Get A Man To Notice You
I came across a beauty article about “the hairstyles that get guys to notice you”. Naturally, the hairstyles were: long hair, long hair in a pony tail, long hair with loose curls, long hair with tight curls and long shiny hair. Okay, I think we get that guys like long hair, but what don’t they… Read More ›
Which Company Sucks The Most At Customer Service?
One of my pet peeves is bad customer service. I don’t need to be treated like a queen. I just want to be able to speak to a live, preferably English speaking person, and have my issue resolved without a hassle. Coming in at #1 for bad customer service from my own experiences: Time-Warner Cable… Read More ›
Start The New Year With Gwyneth Paltrow And Explosive Diarrhea
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has her own website called “Goop”. She refers to it as “an eminent lifestyle publication, dedicated to informing and positively inspiring its audience.” Its purpose is to help you “save time, simplify and feel inspired” through her ridiculous suggestions about stuff you can’t possibly afford. Here are Goop’s Categories of Interest: Be, Do,… Read More ›
It’s The Kardashian Khristmas Kotex Kard!
It’s time for the annual Kardashian Klan Khristmas Kard where they are all photoshopped into it. (They are too busy leading their fab lives to pose together for the photo. Please.) This year they have outdone themselves and look like an ad for sanitary protection. Noticeably absent is Kim’s current love interchangeable black boy toy. I… Read More ›
Something Cute to Look At
Because we Americans can use something cute about right now. It’s Hover Cats. Absolutely hilarious. It’s a gif that bounces, but I can’t get it to work in WordPress.
See Super Models Appear Almost Human
After that last blog post on meth, we need some serious eye candy, so here it is. Victoria’s Secret has put out a new commercial. In the commercial, the scantily clad VS uber babes are seen acting dorky. They sing “Deck the Halls” wrong, laugh, goof around, and appear as if they are….almost human while… Read More ›
This Week’s Most Horrifying Things Seen on the Internet
I think I should start featuring the most horrifying things I’ve seen on the Internet each week. This first item is weird and creepy, but hey, why have calendar of boring, hot babes in bikinis when you can have this? It’s a calender of dental mannequins dressed in clothes and put in normal situations. And… Read More ›
Gift Ideas For The People You Loathe 2012
Yes, it’s that time of year again. Time to buy gifts for those you couldn’t care less about. Maybe you’re the Secret Santa for a drunken uncle or back-stabbing co-worker. Show them just how much you don’t care with one of these lovely gifts. 1) Anything from Etsy.com – Etsy is a website where people… Read More ›
“Diz and Lick” – My Review of Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback Movie
Dick and Liz aka Diz and Lick, starring Lindsay Lohan premiered Sunday. It is the story of the tumultuous love affair between Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. They were both married when they met and fell in love during the filming of Cleopatra in 1963. Diz and Lick has plenty of screaming, pouting, sighing, boozing, bad acting, and… Read More ›
“My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours”
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours is a Kickstarter project I got involved with. My Parents… is a hilarious film a New York woman is making about her life. She loses her job and—even worse—she has to move back in with her quirky parents. The project is almost finished. It just needs a little bit more funding…. Read More ›
Hurricane Sandy Creates a Supermodel….
New York City resident Nana Gouvea took full advantage of Sandy’s wreckage by sexily posing amidst downed trees, destroyed cars, and wrecked buildings. Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking how could she do this when people have died in this hurricane; people have lost everything they own in this world. People are without power,… Read More ›
Cannibal Cop’s Online Dating Profile Reveals Interesting Clues
Recently, an NYPD cop was arrested and charged with conspiracy when it was discovered he had a plot to kidnap, torture, rape, kill, cook slowly over low heat and eat women. Gilberto Valle used his job as a cop to access a federal crime database to create a catalog of over 100 potential victims. He had… Read More ›
