Tag Archive for ‘dating’
No Man Reached Up a Woman’s Skirt Searching for a Library Card
Since I started reading women’s online dating profiles, I realize women are clueless about men. I’ve blogged about what men don’t want. This time I’m discussing what they do want. When you are trying to meet men through online dating, you need to sell yourself, not list your impossible-to-meet requirements. Think about it this way:… Read More ›
Whore Pills are Causing You to Act Slatterningly and Are Turning Men Gay
The inadvertently hilarious video “You Deserve to Know the Truth: Contraception” warns of the dangers of birth control pills. According to the video, “contracepting” is the leading cause of sluttery and gayness. (Contracepting is their made-up word they must have thought sounded more sophisticated than “birth controlling.”) Here is their reasoning behind this: “Contracepting makes… Read More ›
The Man Translator: What He’s Really Thinking
Men and women think so differently it’s no wonder we have constant miscommunication. We truly speak a different language. What’s needed is some kind of translator, like Google has for foreign languages, so I’ve created The Man Translator. It takes what a woman says and translates it to what he hears her saying with his… Read More ›
How To Make A Clean Break from a Woman So She Doesn’t Go All Psycho
You’ve been dating her for awhile, or you’re married, but now you realize you’re just not that into her. There are certain things you must do when you break things off to ensure she doesn’t go all psycho. After reading guys’ blogs about their scary stalker exes, I realize men don’t know how to make a… Read More ›
Your Crazy Cat Lady Lists for Mr. Right Are Beyond Stupid, Here’s Why
I blogged awhile back about this woman who put her requirements for Mr. Right on her blog. She called it her “Non-Negotiable List”. I called her the Crazy Cat Lady. Her perfect man list is so insane she isn’t going to find a man who fits it, and she is going to end up a… Read More ›
Your Ridiculously Bad Online Profile Will Ensure You Stay Single Forever
I started reading women’s online profiles from dating websites after discovering male bloggers were mercilessly mocking them. I wanted to see for myself just how bad these profiles were. I wasn’t disappointed; they were terrible. If I was a man, I wouldn’t date any of you ladies. You all clearly have no clue about men. Ladies,… Read More ›
Shop For A Man In “The Supermarket of Love”
There’s a European online dating site called Adoptaguy that calls itself the ”supermarket of love.” Women register as “shoppers” and men are “products”. Men sit on the shelf waiting to be put in a woman’s “cart” and a woman can choose as many man products as she wants. It was designed this way to eliminate a… Read More ›
And You Thought The Crazy Cat Lady Was A Whackjob….
I’ve been following the blog of a woman who calls herself Lonely Heart. It consists of nothing but dozens of love letters to her man. They have to write snail mail letters because he’s away—no, not in the Navy serving his country. He’s in prison. She claims he’s been “wrongfully imprisoned.” I asked what Mr…. Read More ›
The Demise of Guys
“Demise of Guys: Why Boys Are Struggling and What We Can Do About It” is a book about the subject of young men dropping out of school, blowing it with girls, and in general just screwing up in life. According to the author and psychologist, Dr. Philip Zimbardo, young men now have a host of… Read More ›
The Best Of Staked: One of My Online Dates from Hell
His profile title was “Catch of a Lifetime”. He was a doctor in his 40s. The doctor wanted to meet at a bar that served his favorite booze: Tata’s vodka. He raved about it, explaining in detail it was distilled six times. (Isn’t Moonshine??) He boasted how he obtained a bottle signed by the great Tata himself. He… Read More ›
From The Playboy Mansion to a Whack Palace
One of Hef’s girlfriends was Tina Jordan. She was a Playboy Centerfold in 2002. She was Hef’s “main girlfriend” for a couple years. That means she slept in his bed with him at night, while his other 4 or 5 girlfriends slept in their own beds at The Mansion. The girls were paid a “salary”… Read More ›
A Sexual Contract
Men in our society seem to have a fear of being accused of rape. Maybe they should be afraid. Case in point: the Duke LaCrosse players who were falsely charged with rape by a stripper/hooker they hired to entertain at one of their parties. Some people have come up with the idea that a sexual… Read More ›
