Tag Archive for ‘dating’
6 Hairstyles Guaranteed To NOT Get A Man To Notice You
I came across a beauty article about “the hairstyles that get guys to notice you”. Naturally, the hairstyles were: long hair, long hair in a pony tail, long hair with loose curls, long hair with tight curls and long shiny hair. Okay, I think we get that guys like long hair, but what don’t they… Read More ›
How To Get Out of the Dreaded Friend Zone
I was recently reading the Ask Men love advice column. A male reader had written in asking about his relationship with a female friend. He had expressed his romantic feelings to her and she had put him off by claiming she wasn’t “ready” for a long term commitment. Then he found out she was dating some other… Read More ›
“Diz and Lick” – My Review of Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback Movie
Dick and Liz aka Diz and Lick, starring Lindsay Lohan premiered Sunday. It is the story of the tumultuous love affair between Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. They were both married when they met and fell in love during the filming of Cleopatra in 1963. Diz and Lick has plenty of screaming, pouting, sighing, boozing, bad acting, and… Read More ›
“Insatiable Genius” is a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner
I read women’s online dating profiles to see how bad they are. Most of them are so awful I don’t see how they manage to get a single date. This 38 year old woman calls herself “Insatiable Genius”. Right away she alerts any potential dates that they are stupider than she is. This is how… Read More ›
Five Ways To Avoid Being “Catfished” While Online Dating
Catfish are a serious problem in online dating. Catfish are people who pretend to be someone they are not online. They create false IDs in order to pursue deceptive online romances. They can string people on for years and apparently, have no remorse for their actions. Getting catfished is such a common problem that filmmaker… Read More ›
The Wacky Petraeus Love Pentagon Explained
There are so many players in the unfolding soap opera of the General Petraeus sex scandal that I decided to straighten them out. It’s confusing trying to keep track of who was sending what threatening and/or lurid email to whom. It all started when General Petraeus had an affair with the biographer of his book… Read More ›
Being An Easy Lay is Good for Women??!
Recently, I read The End of Men: the Rise of Women by Hanna Rosin. Rosin’s book is about the changing roles between men and women, and she cites how women are now becoming the dominant social and economic force. Rosin writes about how the hookup culture is essential for feminine progress. (Hookups are having casual sex without a… Read More ›
New App Makes Sexting So Much Funner and Easier – NSFW
There’s a new app called Snapchat that allows the user to take lewd photos of their privates a la Brett Favre and Rep. Anthony Weiner and send them to people. I know what you’re thinking, dear reader. You’re thinking, Carolina, so what? You take photos of your crotch all the time and send them to… Read More ›
What’s Wrong With These “Feminist Nazi Memes”?
I came across an article blasting what are called Feminist Nazi Memes. (I don’t know who created them.) I don’t think there’s anything wrong with most of them. They have a point. Like this meme to the left. Lets be real, some women dress like hoochie mamas. Take Paris Hilton for instance, when she first… Read More ›
Now You Can Get Preggers by a Celeb Without The Mess and Hassle of Having Sex With Him
No longer do you have to slink past security to get backstage at that rock concert, or sneak around hotel cameras when the NBA is in town. There’s a new sperm bank, called Fame Daddy that will provide you with prime grade A celebrity sperm. You can choose from titled sperm and give birth to… Read More ›
And We Have a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner Here!
This week, my ScoopFree Cat Litter Box review is of a blog post. In case you’re new to this, each week I review a truly awful online dating profile or a Man Wish List. I then award it with the number of ScoopFree Litter boxes from 1-5 that the potential Crazy Cat Lady will be… Read More ›
You’ve Been Unceremoniously Dumped. Should You Go Psycho?
You’ve been seeing each other for a few months, maybe years. You’re in a committed relationship and you think things are going great. You receive a text from him, “I’ve met someone else. I want to get my things out of your place asap.” WHAT?! He’s met someone else?? It’s over?! How can that be?… Read More ›
