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Finding Mr. Right in the Zombie Apocalypse

Since the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, we ladies must re-evaluate what to look for in a Mr. Right. You want to be partnered with the best man possible when zombies attack. According to a 2009 University of Ottawa analysis, an outbreak of even slow zombies like those staggering around in Night of the Living Dead … Read More ›


Pickup Artist “Mystery” Makes Complete Ass of Himself Trying Desperately to Get Laid

Remember “Mystery”, the pickup artist in the guy liner and swim goggles who had a TV show where he taught awkward dudes how to pick up women? He developed a system to pick up chicks called The Mystery Method. On the tv show he had his faithful wingman, “Matador” by his side to help out…. Read More ›


Meet The Gross Dude Who Will Pay $1500 to Find a Perfect Woman

A man named Romeo Rose, who calls himself a rock star/poet/artist/photographer/romantic, created a website where he posted his wish list for the perfect woman. He’s so serious about finding the future Mrs. Rose that he’s offering $1500 to whoever introduces them. His list is as ludricrous as the perfect man wish lists of the Crazy… Read More ›


The Top 10 Most Bizarre Lines A Guy Has Ever Said to Me

Every woman gets them, the bad opening lines from total strangers, the ridiculous come-ons. Some of them are laughable, others are just plain out there. These are my most memorable: the weirdest of the weird. “Can I mate my dog to yours?” A man I had never seen before knocked on my door. He didn’t… Read More ›


6 Hairstyles Guaranteed To NOT Get A Man To Notice You

I came across a beauty article about “the hairstyles that get guys to notice you”. Naturally, the hairstyles were:  long hair, long hair in a pony tail, long hair with loose curls, long hair with tight curls and long shiny hair. Okay, I think we get that guys like long hair, but what don’t they… Read More ›

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Ten Ways To Get Out of the Dreaded Friend Zone

I was recently reading the Ask Men love advice column. A male reader had written in asking about his relationship with a female friend. He had expressed his romantic feelings to her and she had put him off by claiming she wasn’t “ready” for a long term commitment. Then he found out she was dating some other… Read More ›


“Review” of Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback Movie “Dick and Liz”

Dick and Liz aka Diz and Lick, starring Lindsay Lohan premiered Sunday. It is the story of the tumultuous love affair between Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. They were both married when they met and fell in love during the filming of Cleopatra in 1963.  Diz and Lick has plenty of screaming, pouting, sighing, boozing, bad acting, and… Read More ›

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“Insatiable Genius” is a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner

I read women’s online dating profiles to see how bad they are. Most of them are so awful I don’t see how they manage to get a single date. This 38 year old woman calls herself “Insatiable Genius”. Right away she alerts any potential dates that they are stupider than she is. This is how… Read More ›


Five Ways To Avoid Being “Catfished” While Online Dating

Catfish are a serious problem in online dating. Catfish are people who pretend to be someone they are not online. They create false IDs in order to pursue deceptive online romances. They can string people on for years and apparently, have no remorse for their actions. Getting catfished is such a common problem that filmmaker… Read More ›

Paula Broadwell and General Petraeus look like they're married

The Wacky Petraeus Love Pentagon Explained

There are so many players in the unfolding soap opera of the General Petraeus sex scandal that I decided to straighten them out. It’s confusing trying to keep track of who was sending what threatening and/or lurid email to whom. It all started when General Petraeus had an affair with the biographer of his book… Read More ›

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And We Have a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner Here!

This week, my ScoopFree Cat Litter Box review is of a blog post. In case you’re new to this, each week I review a truly awful online dating profile or a Man Wish List. I then award it with the number of ScoopFree Litter boxes from 1-5 that the potential Crazy Cat Lady will be… Read More ›

Woman Getting Bad Text Message

You’ve Been Unceremoniously Dumped. Should You Go Psycho?

You’ve been seeing each other for a few months, maybe years. You’re in a committed relationship and you think things are going great. You receive a text from him, “I’ve met someone else. I want to get my things out of your place asap.” WHAT?! He’s met someone else?? It’s over?! How can that be?… Read More ›

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