Tag Archive for ‘couples’
Five Ways To Avoid Being “Catfished” While Online Dating
Catfish are a serious problem in online dating. Catfish are people who pretend to be someone they are not online. They create false IDs in order to pursue deceptive online romances. They can string people on for years and apparently, have no remorse for their actions. Getting catfished is such a common problem that filmmaker… Read More ›
Now You Can Get Preggers by a Celeb Without The Mess and Hassle of Having Sex With Him
No longer do you have to slink past security to get backstage at that rock concert, or sneak around hotel cameras when the NBA is in town. There’s a new sperm bank, called Fame Daddy that will provide you with prime grade A celebrity sperm. You can choose from titled sperm and give birth to… Read More ›
And We Have a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner Here!
This week, my ScoopFree Cat Litter Box review is of a blog post. In case you’re new to this, each week I review a truly awful online dating profile or a Man Wish List. I then award it with the number of ScoopFree Litter boxes from 1-5 that the potential Crazy Cat Lady will be… Read More ›
No Man Reached Up a Woman’s Skirt Searching for a Library Card
Since I started reading women’s online dating profiles, I realize women are clueless about men. I’ve blogged about what men don’t want. This time I’m discussing what they do want. When you are trying to meet men through online dating, you need to sell yourself, not list your impossible-to-meet requirements. Think about it this way:… Read More ›
Whore Pills are Causing You to Act Slatterningly and Are Turning Men Gay
The inadvertently hilarious video “You Deserve to Know the Truth: Contraception” warns of the dangers of birth control pills. According to the video, “contracepting” is the leading cause of sluttery and gayness. (Contracepting is their made-up word they must have thought sounded more sophisticated than “birth controlling.”) Here is their reasoning behind this: “Contracepting makes… Read More ›
The Man Translator: What He’s Really Thinking
Men and women think so differently it’s no wonder we have constant miscommunication. We truly speak a different language. What’s needed is some kind of translator, like Google has for foreign languages, so I’ve created The Man Translator. It takes what a woman says and translates it to what he hears her saying with his… Read More ›
Your Crazy Cat Lady Lists for Mr. Right Are Beyond Stupid, Here’s Why
I blogged awhile back about this woman who put her requirements for Mr. Right on her blog. She called it her “Non-Negotiable List”. I called her the Crazy Cat Lady. Her perfect man list is so insane she isn’t going to find a man who fits it, and she is going to end up a… Read More ›
Your Ridiculously Bad Online Profile Will Ensure You Stay Single Forever
I started reading women’s online profiles from dating websites after discovering male bloggers were mercilessly mocking them. I wanted to see for myself just how bad these profiles were. I wasn’t disappointed; they were terrible. If I was a man, I wouldn’t date any of you ladies. You all clearly have no clue about men. Ladies,… Read More ›
Shop For A Man In “The Supermarket of Love”
There’s a European online dating site called Adoptaguy that calls itself the ”supermarket of love.” Women register as “shoppers” and men are “products”. Men sit on the shelf waiting to be put in a woman’s “cart” and a woman can choose as many man products as she wants. It was designed this way to eliminate a… Read More ›
“The Week The Women Went” Makes Men Look Like Frickin’ Idiots
The TV show “The Week The Women Went” premiered last night. Called a “groundbreaking social experiment,” it’s a reality show where all the women are taken out of a town to leave the men to fend for themselves. The women were whisked away on a train to a luxurious spa resort for a much needed… Read More ›
A Sexual Contract
Men in our society seem to have a fear of being accused of rape. Maybe they should be afraid. Case in point: the Duke LaCrosse players who were falsely charged with rape by a stripper/hooker they hired to entertain at one of their parties. Some people have come up with the idea that a sexual… Read More ›
If You’re Over 45—And Want A Man—You’re Going to Have to do Certain Things, Whether You Like it Or Not
The recent “Crazy Cat Lady” blogger got me thinking. (She’s the one who wrote the insanely ridiculous “non-negotiable list” for her next man. My post on that is here.) I guess women have no idea what the reality is for a woman over 45 years old in the dating world. It’s time for a reality check…. Read More ›
