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Finding Mr. Right in the Zombie Apocalypse

Since the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, we ladies must re-evaluate what to look for in a Mr. Right. You want to be partnered with the best man possible when zombies attack. According to a 2009 University of Ottawa analysis, an outbreak of even slow zombies like those staggering around in Night of the Living Dead … Read More ›

“World War Z” is an Epic Failure

World War Z is a predictable, clichéd film that—with the exception of piles of cheesy CGI zombies—we’ve seen before.  Stars Brad Pitt as a retired UN Inspector charged with saving the world after almost everyone turns into a zombie because UN inspectors do more than check for chemical weapons. Brad has to be forced out… Read More ›

Showcase Your Modeling Talents During a Natural Disaster

Why let a good disaster go to waste? NY City resident Nana Gouvea took full advantage of Hurricane Sandy’s wreckage by sexily posing amidst downed trees, destroyed cars, and wrecked buildings. Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking how could she do this when people have died in this hurricane; people have lost everything they… Read More ›

Living In The Zombie Apocalypse

The CDC wants you to be prepared for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, which is almost upon us. Their explanation for using zombies is to “spice up our general preparedness message.” (Because tornadoes and earthquakes aren’t sexy. Zombies are.)             Once the zombies have arrived in your area, what should you do? Forget… Read More ›

Three Hot Chicks on Porn Review XXX “Peeping Tom”

The Three Hot Chicks on Porn review  the 1940s vintage XXX sex film “Peeping Tom.” The nine minute film is black and white and has no sound. It is set to Looney Tunes sounding music. The Three Hot Chicks are: Carolina of Staked in the Heart La La of Tales of a Charm City Chick… Read More ›

Three Hot Chicks On Porn – Review “Another Night in Chyna”

This is the first official sex tape review for The Three Hot Chicks on Porn. They are: Carolina of Staked in the Heart, La La of Tales of a Charm City Chick, Maggie We chose “Another Night in Chyna” featuring WWE wrestler and reality TV star Chyna (Joanie Laurer) and her boyfriend, X-Pak (Sean Waltman), another… Read More ›

Where No Buffoon Has Gone Before…Prometheus Review

I’m a huge fan of the Alien franchise, but Prometheus sucks. The film opens with amazing special effects as we watch a humanoid male dissolve himself in the waters of Earth to seed all the life here with his DNA. It goes downhill from there.     The story is about a motley crew of idiots… Read More ›

Men’s Health Magazine Ensures You Never Get Laid Again

Men’s Health magazine is chock-full of tips on how to seduce a woman, give her a better orgasm, etc. While some of their advice is okay, some of it is the wackiest, worst advice for men I’ve ever read. Here’s an example: “If you’re out in public but want to make your intentions clear, slowly and… Read More ›

“Nice Guys” Should Finish Last

Remember the post I did about Tommy Lee, and why women are hot for him? See it here. I explained how “nice guys” are often socially clueless dorks, and that’s why women aren’t into them. This story illustrates my point: When I was in college, there was this geek who made awkward attempts to date me…. Read More ›

Men are the New Women

Once the whole metrosexual thing started we’ve all been on a slippery slope. Men are starting to become women. Used to be we could easily tell the men from the women. See? You can totally tell this is a man. He’s hairy and he has guns.* Men used to leave their manjunk alone, and au natural….now they’re waxed,… Read More ›

Why Women Would Rather Be With Tommy Lee Than You

It isn’t just that he’s a rocker and famous, Tommy Lee would probably get all the babes without those things. But how? ‘Cause he’s not a dork. (Not that you, dear reader, are a dork. This advice is for the other readers.) Tommy Lee is a bad boy. He’s not a “nice guy”. Oh sure, he may be nice,… Read More ›

His Hands Should Be Registered as Lethal Weapons

I went to a printing company to get updated modeling cards, called zed cards. I sat down at a clerk’s desk while he scanned my photos. It was taking a long time because he was scanning them at 1000 dpi. I told him not to scan them that high, that 300 dpi was good enough. He insisted,… Read More ›

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