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Guys, That Stripper Isn’t Your Soul-Mate

An online guy I went out with called himself “Cool Kelly”.  A former pro baseball player, he was so obnoxiously egotistical he came across like the character Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down. He looked like him, too. He boasted his ex-wife wrote a four page letter to Oprah suggesting that O give him an “Ex-Husband of the Year” award because… Read More ›

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Robo-Butt is Less Than Asstounding

Those clever Japanese masters of robotics have done it again. Meet Robo-Butt. Or Shiri, as its creators lovingly refer to it. Described as “a buttocks humanoid robot that expresses various emotions with organic movements of the artificial muscles.” I didn’t realize we expressed emotions through our ass. Maybe this is a Japanese thing? They spent… Read More ›

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The Puppy Diet

I’ve discovered a new weight loss program! It’s super simple. There’s no calorie counting, no food portioning, no restrictions whatsoever. You can eat whatever you want, when you want.  It’s The Puppy Diet. No, you don’t eat puppies, just get one. No more lazily sitting on your burgeoning buttocks watching tv. No more idling away hours… Read More ›

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Men are the New Women

Once the whole metrosexual thing started we’ve all been on a slippery slope. Men are starting to become women. Used to be we could easily tell the men from the women. See? You can totally tell this is a man. He’s hairy and he has guns.* Men used to leave their manjunk alone, and au natural….now they’re waxed,… Read More ›

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7 Days Of Forced, Uneventful and Dumb Sex

There’s a new tv show called 7 Days Of Sex. Each episode follows the lives of two married-with-kids couples who have serious marital issues. In order to repair their relationship, the couples are told they must have sex every day for seven days—with each other. The women are horrified. Husband #1 tells his wife excitedly that to get… Read More ›

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Did Someone Just Fart?

“May/December” was a retired CFO wanting a younger woman.We meet at this trendy, hippyish restaurant where you cook your own food in the center of the table. The aroma of the place was amazing. We sit down at a cozy booth and make light conversation. I am enjoying the cooking process and savory smells when I notice… Read More ›

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Why Women Would Rather Be With Tommy Lee Than You

It isn’t just that he’s a rocker and famous, Tommy Lee would probably get all the babes without those things. But how? ‘Cause he’s not a dork. (Not that you, dear reader, are a dork. This advice is for the other readers.) Tommy Lee is a bad boy. He’s not a “nice guy”. Oh sure, he may be nice,… Read More ›

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Face it! He’s Giving Off Clues He’s Not That Into You

A few years ago, Greg Behrendt wrote a brilliant book called “He’s Just Not That Into You” to help women figure out what was going on with men. The concepts still apply, but need updating. He’s not that into you if: 1.   He doesn’t call/text or email –  Yeah, there’s nothing going on between the two of you… Read More ›

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