The Best of Staked 
The Best Of Staked: One of My Online Dates from Hell(17)
His profile title was “Catch of a Lifetime”. He was a doctor in his 40s. The doctor wanted to meet at a bar that served his favorite booze: Tata’s vodka. He raved about it, explaining in detail it was distilled six times. (Isn’t Moonshine??) He boasted how he obtained a bottle signed by the great Tata himself. He… Read More ›
The Top Five Hottest Batshit Crazy Celebrity Stalkers
Stalker: Lesley Poindexter who calls herself “O Mighty Isis” Target: Keanu Reeves Batshit Crazy Delusion: On her now defunct website, Isis declared to Reeves, “I AM YOUR WIFE” and proclaimed, “Keanu Reeves is Osiris.” She would beg him to call her so they could save the world together because they were the Egyptian gods, Isis and… Read More ›
You’re Just Part of the Pussy Collective
I got involved with a player against my better judgment. I first observed him drunkenly stagger out of a bar with a girl he had just met. He took her home, and one-night standed her—then never called. He did that sort of thing routinely. He chased me until I went out with him. He was… Read More ›
Do Men Have a Right To Be Angry With Women?
There’s a growing Men’s Right movement in America. A lot of men are angry over what they view as the misandry in our society. Their issue: feminism is screwing men over. They have a point. Feminists demanding equality—which sounded like a good idea—caused a cultural revolution that changed the roles of men and women. Unfortunately,… Read More ›
Men’s Health Magazine Ensures You Never Get Laid Again
Men’s Health magazine is chock-full of tips on how to seduce a woman, give her a better orgasm, etc. While some of their advice is okay, some of it is the wackiest, worst advice for men I’ve ever read. Here’s an example: “If you’re out in public but want to make your intentions clear, slowly and… Read More ›
He Doesn’t Want to be Your Effing Friend!!
Here’s the deal with the “friend” thing. Guys, no matter their age, don’t need or want friends who are females. They have their guy friends to hang out with, play sports, watch the game. And guys prefer their guy friends for most activities. It can happen, where you have a genuine male friend (with no… Read More ›
Ten Dirty Little Secrets She’s Not Telling You
After reading some male blogger’s thoughts about how deceitful women are, I decided to respond to their claims. They are right. Women, in general, do hide the truth from men. It’s because if men knew the truth, they would be afraid. Very afraid. Here are some painful secrets you don’t know: 1. She tells her girlfriends everything, including what… Read More ›
“Nice Guys” Should Finish Last
Remember the post I did about Tommy Lee, and why women are hot for him? See it here. I explained how “nice guys” are often socially clueless dorks, and that’s why women aren’t into them. This story illustrates my point: When I was in college, there was this geek who made awkward attempts to date me…. Read More ›
Finding Mr. Right in the Zombie Apocalypse
Since the Zombie Apocalypse is here, we ladies must re-evaluate what to look for in a Mr. Right. You want to be partnered with the best man possible when zombies attack. According to a 2009 University of Ottawa analysis, an outbreak of even slow zombies like those staggering around in Night of the Living Dead “is… Read More ›
Guys, That Stripper Isn’t Your Soul-Mate
An online guy I went out with called himself “Cool Kelly”. A former pro baseball player, he was so obnoxiously egotistical he came across like the character Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down. He looked like him, too. He boasted his ex-wife wrote a four page letter to Oprah suggesting that O give him an “Ex-Husband of the Year” award because… Read More ›
Did Someone Just Fart?
“May/December” was a retired CFO wanting a younger woman.We meet at this trendy, hippyish restaurant where you cook your own food in the center of the table. The aroma of the place was amazing. We sit down at a cozy booth and make light conversation. I am enjoying the cooking process and savory smells when I notice… Read More ›
Why Women Would Rather Be With Tommy Lee Than You
It isn’t just that he’s a rocker and famous, Tommy Lee would probably get all the babes without those things. But how? ‘Cause he’s not a dork. (Not that you, dear reader, are a dork. This advice is for the other readers.) Tommy Lee is a bad boy. He’s not a “nice guy”. Oh sure, he may be nice,… Read More ›
