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The Top 10 Most Bizarre Lines A Guy Has Ever Said to Me

August 5, 2013

Every woman gets them, the bad opening lines from total strangers, the ridiculous come-ons. Some of them are laughable, others are just plain out there. These are my most memorable: the weirdest of the weird. “Can I mate my dog to yours?” A man I had never seen before knocked on my door. He didn’t… Read More ›


“Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” XXX Sex Tape Review

Twenty-one year old Farrah Abraham was a pregnant teen who starred in Pregnant and 16.  She was also featured in the follow-up series Teen Mom, and seemed to hate her parents the most. She always curiously calls her bio dad by his first name, as if he’s some maintenance guy hanging around their house. Farrah’s sex… Read More ›


From The Playboy Mansion to a Whack Palace

One of Hef’s girlfriends was Tina Jordan. She was a Playboy Centerfold in 2002. She was Hef’s “main girlfriend” for a couple years. That means she slept in his bed with him at night, while his other 4 or 5 girlfriends  slept in their own beds at The Mansion. The girls were paid a “salary”… Read More ›


Fantasy Airport Sex

No longer do you have to endure rude, hostile, unhelpful airport employees! Now there’s helpful Ava, your airport virtual assistant. She’s deemed the “latest solution in airport security.” (Will she be defusing underpants bombs??) Ava is an image on a life-size flat screen who provides guidance about liquids and belt removal on an endless loop, and—bonus–doubles as a billboard… Read More ›

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