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The Top 10 Most Bizarre Lines A Guy Has Ever Said to Me

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August 5, 2013

Every woman gets them, the bad opening lines from total strangers, the ridiculous come-ons. Some of them are laughable, others are just plain out there. These are my most memorable: the weirdest of the weird. “Can I mate my dog to yours?” A man I had never seen before knocked on my door. He didn’t… Read More ›

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“Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” XXX Sex Tape Review

Twenty-one year old Farrah Abraham was a pregnant teen who starred in Pregnant and 16.  She was also featured in the follow-up series Teen Mom, and seemed to hate her parents the most. She always curiously calls her bio dad by his first name, as if he’s some maintenance guy hanging around their house. Farrah’s sex… Read More ›

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A Review of Infamous “Dirty Sanchez” Celeb Sex Tape

You wanted it. Now here it is: a review of the worst “celeb” porno out there. I must really love you guys. Dustin Diamond, who calls himself  “The D-man” was a child star in some show. He  played a character called Screech.  The Big-Douche was broke a few years ago, and decided the best way… Read More ›

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Fantasy Airport Sex

No longer do you have to endure rude, hostile, unhelpful airport employees! Now there’s helpful Ava, your airport virtual assistant. She’s deemed the “latest solution in airport security.” (Will she be defusing underpants bombs??) Ava is an image on a life-size flat screen who provides guidance about liquids and belt removal on an endless loop, and—bonus–doubles as a billboard… Read More ›