Sex, Sex, Sex 
Your Virginity Is Worth Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars(30)
I heard about the Brazilian woman, Catarina Migliorini, who was auctioning off her virginity. I thought it was a stunt that would garner her a couple of joke bids. She was sold this morning to a Japanese man for a whopping $780,000. Her virginity was auctioned off by the producers of a Australian documentary called… Read More ›
From The Playboy Mansion to a Whack Palace
One of Hef’s girlfriends was Tina Jordan. She was a Playboy Centerfold in 2002. She was Hef’s “main girlfriend” for a couple years. That means she slept in his bed with him at night, while his other 4 or 5 girlfriends slept in their own beds at The Mansion. The girls were paid a “salary”… Read More ›
Fantasy Airport Sex
No longer do you have to endure rude, hostile, unhelpful airport employees! Now there’s helpful Ava, your airport virtual assistant. She’s deemed the “latest solution in airport security.” (Will she be defusing underpants bombs??) Ava is an image on a life-size flat screen who provides guidance about liquids and belt removal on an endless loop, and—bonus–doubles as a billboard… Read More ›
