Porn Reviews 
“Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” XXX Sex Tape Review(3)
Twenty-one year old Farrah Abraham was a pregnant teen who starred in Pregnant and 16. She was also featured in the follow-up series Teen Mom, and seemed to hate her parents the most. She always curiously calls her bio dad by his first name, as if he’s some maintenance guy hanging around their house. Farrah’s sex… Read More ›
Three Hot Chicks on Porn – Review XXX “Peeping Tom”
The Three Hot Chicks on Porn review the 1940s vintage XXX sex film “Peeping Tom.” The nine minute film is black and white and has no sound. It is set to Looney Tunes sounding music. The Three Hot Chicks are: Carolina of Staked in the Heart La La of Tales of a Charm City Chick… Read More ›
Three Hot Chicks On Porn – Review “Another Night in Chyna”
This is the first official sex tape review for The Three Hot Chicks on Porn. They are: Carolina of Staked in the Heart, La La of Tales of a Charm City Chick, Maggie We chose “Another Night in Chyna” featuring WWE wrestler and reality TV star Chyna (Joanie Laurer) and her boyfriend, X-Pak (Sean Waltman), another… Read More ›
Review of Colin Farrell and Playmate Nicole Narain’s Sex Tape
It’s time for our once-a-week celeb sex tape review with actor Colin Farrell banging black model Nicole Narain. She was a Playboy Playmate in 2002. Colin is completely shaved bald, with a black goatee. He didn’t look like a rugged movie star; he looked like a Neo-Nazi. One of the oddest things about the video… Read More ›
A Review of Infamous “Dirty Sanchez” Celeb Sex Tape
You wanted it. Now here it is: a review of the worst “celeb” porno out there. I must really love you guys. Dustin Diamond, who calls himself ”The D-man” was a child star in some show. He played a character called Screech. The Big-Douche was broke a few years ago, and decided the best way… Read More ›
1 Night In Paris – A Review of Paris Hilton’s Sex Tape
You asked for it, and you’ve got it. Another celeb-u-tard sex tape review. 1 Night in Paris starring Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon should have been titled 1 Night in a French Morgue because as far as sex goes, Paris is deader than Kim Kardashian. At least Kim attempts to fake orgasm; Paris couldn’t be… Read More ›
Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape: A Semi-Unbiased Review
Recently, Kris Jenner has come under fire for suspicion of being the master-mind behind the planning, staging and releasing of Kim’s scandalous sex tape. Trust me. She isn’t responsible. I’ve seen Kim’s tape. I was forced to watch it. I didn’t want to. It was clear no one directed the embarrassing abomination known as “Kim Kardashian Superstar.”… Read More ›
