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My WORST Nightmare Online Date from Hell Part III

April 30, 2012

The story continues as Psycho Headliner finds my address, and decides to come on over. There he stands with an enormous bouquet of red roses. We awkwardly chitty-chat for a moment. He wants to explain himself. I tell him he can come in, but my two Rottweilers will be sitting with us. I warn, “Don’t make any sudden moves. I can… Read More ›

Bouquet of Red Roses

My WORST Nightmare Online Date from Hell Part II

I left my last online dating story dangling with the Psycho Headliner’s voice message after our horrendous SCARY date. In the message he purrs sweetly, “I had a really great time tonight…” and babbles on about how “cute” my dimples looked in the moonlight garish elevator light moments before he almost stabbed me. That was a great time? Insulting his date, acting like… Read More ›


My WORST EVER Nightmare Online Date From Hell Part I

I was living in Las Vegas. He was a headliner at a casino. He had been on Letterman and The Tonight Show. We met through      No, it’s not Criss Angel, whose greatest magic trick is making his c**k disappear into lots of different women. We meet at the Rio. The Headliner was attractive, well-dressed, but had a nasty habit of… Read More ›

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