Lindsay Lohan is once again in the news. Not for the usual screamfest with her latest boyfriend or girlfriend nor for flashing her cooch in public—this time it’s to make an announcement. She’s back from a trip to Turkey. I know what you’re thinking—she went there for the cheaper drugs and best hash in the world, but you’re… Read More ›
VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED Jenna Bush Hagar, daughter of George W. Bush, tweeted parts of a speech her daddy gave after 9/11. She did this as form of protest against President Trump’s banning of people from Muslim countries for our national security. Jenna said her father’s speech was a reminder “to teach acceptance and love to our kids.” Aw, that sounds… Read More ›
Al Qaeda has published a new terrorist magazine in English. What’s its name? This Week in Death to America? The Popular Jihadist? Kaboom? No, it’s called Palestine, as if it’s the ultimate insiders’ guide to Palestinian culture, recipes, travel and events, like California Living. Claiming it “focuses on the raw emotions of the victim hood in the Muslim world,” the… Read More ›
I read an article recently by a do-gooder in one of the Syrian refugee centers. She was “excited” to start “helping the refugees” and signed up to volunteer. Now she’s discovered instead of welcoming grateful families into her loving embrace, she’s fighting off nasty, violent, demanding men. These rapefugees sexually harass her and threaten to behead volunteers when they’re given the bad… Read More ›
To read my rant about how stupid Cosmopolitan is my plain Islamic Cosmopolitan version here. Check out the hilarious British comedy called Real Housewives of ISIS.
I created this mock Islamic Cosmopolitan because I recently received one accidently. I can’t imagine why anyone would think I care about Chrissy Teigen’s “bedtime ritual” or the “surprising reasons” guys stray. It disgusted me so much with its fake caring about women’s issues bullsh*t that I had to create a more realistic version. Like Fox News Anchor… Read More ›