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Stop Calling Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev a “Poor Kid” and “Misguided”(5)
I am getting sick of seeing Tsarnaev’s greasy face splattered everywhere. The manhunt is over. We don’t need to see any more photos of this child murderer. I’m also tired of hearing him being referred to as a “young kid” and “mislead” or “brainwashed” by his brother. Aside from the fact we don’t know which… Read More ›
My Dog Almost Got Himself Stomped to Death By a Donkey
We live in a rural area and our property borders a cattle ranch. Ranchers keep donkeys to help protect their livestock from coyotes and wolves. Donkeys have a natural dislike for canines and they will kick and stomp them to death if they can. My Rottie Max, is still young, not a year old. I’ve… Read More ›
Jodi Arias is Going to Get Away With Murder
In case you haven’t heard, there’s a woman named Jodi Arias on trial in America for murdering her not-really-a-boyfriend-more-like-just-a-sex-partner, Travis Alexander. After finding out Travis, who wasn’t her official boyfriend, was taking another woman on a trip, Jodi stabbed him dozens of times, slashed his throat, and shot him in the head just to make… Read More ›
Couple Accidentally Sends Their Steamy Emails to All Their Co-Workers
Two office employees at a Scottish oil company accidentally forwarded their intimate racy emails to their entire company. While sending out a message to alert her co-workers that the sandwich van had arrived, Melanie Anderson inadvertently included all the private emails between herself and boyfriend, Eric. This included such gems as: “I loved our session… Read More ›
Which Company Sucks The Most At Customer Service?
One of my pet peeves is bad customer service. I don’t need to be treated like a queen. I just want to be able to speak to a live, preferably English speaking person, and have my issue resolved without a hassle. Coming in at #1 for bad customer service from my own experiences: Time-Warner Cable… Read More ›
Hey Lance…Guess What? We Don’t Like You Any More
Lance Armstrong finally got the ball to came clean to a tough-as-nails interviewer gentle Oprah about his use of performance enhancing drugs to win all those cycling races. He wasn’t completely honest during the interview. We could tell this because usually all his statements are lies, making it glaringly obvious when he isn’t lying. Let’s be clear… Read More ›
Start The New Year With Gwyneth Paltrow And Explosive Diarrhea
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has her own website called “Goop”. She refers to it as “an eminent lifestyle publication, dedicated to informing and positively inspiring its audience.” Its purpose is to help you “save time, simplify and feel inspired” through her ridiculous suggestions about stuff you can’t possibly afford. Here are Goop’s Categories of Interest: Be, Do,… Read More ›
It’s The Kardashian Khristmas Kotex Kard!
It’s time for the annual Kardashian Klan Khristmas Kard where they are all photoshopped into it. (They are too busy leading their fab lives to pose together for the photo. Please.) This year they have outdone themselves and look like an ad for sanitary protection. Noticeably absent is Kim’s current love interchangeable black boy toy. I… Read More ›
Something Cute to Look At
Because we Americans can use something cute about right now. It’s Hover Cats. Absolutely hilarious. It’s a gif that bounces, but I can’t get it to work in WordPress.
See Super Models Appear Almost Human
After that last blog post on meth, we need some serious eye candy, so here it is. Victoria’s Secret has put out a new commercial. In the commercial, the scantily clad VS uber babes are seen acting dorky. They sing “Deck the Halls” wrong, laugh, goof around, and appear as if they are….almost human while… Read More ›
Meth Ain’t a Beauty Product
I’ve never tried meth because, honestly, it never interested me. Looking at this collection of meth addict mug shots taken at different ages, I’m glad I haven’t. These are gruesome. If I were shown these horrible pics as a teen, I wouldn’t have gone near the stuff. (Not that I did anyway.) Without meaning to… Read More ›
This Week’s Most Horrifying Things Seen on the Internet
I think I should start featuring the most horrifying things I’ve seen on the Internet each week. This first item is weird and creepy, but hey, why have calendar of boring, hot babes in bikinis when you can have this? It’s a calender of dental mannequins dressed in clothes and put in normal situations. And… Read More ›
