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Let’s Rate Cyberbullying App Founders Julia Cordray and Nicole McCullough!

October 2, 2015

I thought this new app called Peeple had to be a hoax. Nothing this ill conceived could be real. Touted as the “Yelp for People”, the Peeple app is designed to let us rate each other on a scale of 1-5 stars. There already is a Peeple. It’s a tiny camera for the peephole of your front… Read More ›

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The Buffoonery of Ebola

Unless you’ve been living on another planet you’ve heard about the deadly Ebola virus. The media keeps showing us this same picture like it’s a Wanted poster. This is how we’re going to stop Ebola’s spread, by each of us being on constant look-out for the blue stained spaghetti. Whenever we’re perusing tiny stuff with… Read More ›


Does This Belt of Explosives Make Me Look Fat?

Al Qaeda has published a new terrorist magazine in English. What’s its name? This Week in Death to America? The Popular Jihadist? Kaboom? No, it’s called Palestine, as if it’s the ultimate insiders’ guide to Palestinian culture, recipes, travel and events, like California Living. Claiming it “focuses on the raw emotions of  the victim hood in the Muslim world,” the… Read More ›


Pickup Artist “Mystery” Makes Complete Ass of Himself Trying Desperately to Get Laid

Remember “Mystery”, the pickup artist in the guy liner and swim goggles who had a TV show where he taught awkward dudes how to pick up women? He developed a system to pick up chicks called The Mystery Method. On the tv show he had his faithful wingman, “Matador” by his side to help out…. Read More ›

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Meth Ain’t a Beauty Product

I’ve never tried meth because, honestly, it never interested me. Looking at this collection of meth addict mug shots taken at different ages, I’m glad I haven’t. These are gruesome. If I were shown these horrible pics as a teen, I wouldn’t have gone near the stuff. (Not that I did anyway.) Without meaning to… Read More ›

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This Week’s Most Horrifying Things Seen on the Internet

I think I should start featuring the most horrifying things I’ve seen on the Internet each week. This first item is weird and creepy, but hey, why have  calendar of boring, hot babes in bikinis when you can have this? It’s a calender of dental mannequins dressed in clothes and put in normal situations. And… Read More ›


Gift Ideas For The People You Loathe 2012

Yes, it’s that time of year again. Time to buy gifts for those you couldn’t care less about. Maybe you’re the Secret Santa for a drunken uncle or back-stabbing co-worker. Show them just how much you don’t care with one of these lovely gifts. 1)  Anything from – Etsy is a website where people… Read More ›

Paula Broadwell and General Petraeus look like they're married

The Wacky Petraeus Love Pentagon Explained

There are so many players in the unfolding soap opera of the General Petraeus sex scandal that I decided to straighten them out. It’s confusing trying to keep track of who was sending what threatening and/or lurid email to whom. It all started when General Petraeus had an affair with the biographer of his book… Read More ›

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Nothing Brings Out Your Cheekbones Like A Horrendous Disaster

New York City resident Nana Gouvea took full advantage of Hurricane Sandy’s wreckage by sexily posing amidst downed trees, destroyed cars, and wrecked buildings. Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking how could she do this when people have died in this hurricane; people have lost everything they own in this world. People are without… Read More ›

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The Chinese Invent a Robotic Vagina, Hilarity Ensues

The Chinese have done it again. This time they have invented what they delicately call a hands-free “sperm extractor.”  The entirely automated robot vagina can be adjusted for speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature, depending on individual user preference. It has a small screen on the top which plays “helpful” XXX films complete with headphones to help… Read More ›


Something Women Have Needed For Centuries: Their Very Own Pens!

BIC has created a line of pens exclusively for women. I’ve been so tired of struggling my whole life to use those regular man pens with their massive barrels and  unmatched plug and ink colors. Finally, I will be able to write things down! They are called Cristal for Her, come in special girlie colors… Read More ›


Anal Tattoo Girl Speaks, Blinding Ignorance Ensues

The other day, a young lady, Maria Louise Del Rosario, was videotaped getting her anus inked with the words “Rock” and “Wood” framing it. (Rockwood was the name of her last boyfriend. Apparently, the tat is a tribute to him. Maybe she’s trying to win him back because what man’s heart wouldn’t melt upon hearing a… Read More ›

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