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My name is Carolina Courtland, and I am the author of the teen vampire romance Sweet Savage Blood.

I started this blog when I realized I was spending a lot of time giving out advice about relationships. I would spend so long on the phone my ears would hurt. My knowledge comes from years of dating, being married, and from listening to my BFFs moaning about their men.

Although this is primarily for relationship advice, I blog about current issues and anything else I feel like. I call it like I see it, and write both humorous and serious pieces.

I am a gourmet cook and rescue animals in my spare time. I am an animal rights activist, and plan to have my own animal sanctuary one day.

Thanks to everyone who comes to my blog!


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  1. You had me at “have my own animal sanctuary one day.” I wish to one day have a handicat sanctuary for disabled cats (but that’s pie-in-the-sky dreaming).

  2. I blew your blog up again, just about a re-blog I did from you. I am in the middle of a vampire book myself just stuck for the moment, well several months now some kind of block. I plan on reading yours though.
    Much Love

  3. This is a great blog!

  4. I’ve nominated you for a Sunshine Award. I love your dating advice, and I have to admit I’m one ex-husband away from being a crazy cat lady. Read the nomination here: and keep on blogging!

  5. carolina, listen to this song and let me know if you agree that “love” = cock and “heart” = pussy. thanks :-)

  6. Hey there, pretty lady! My cookbook will be publishing soon and if you want I’d love to put reviews of my 2 books from you in there in the “Also by Jodi Ambrose” section. Would you have any interest in writing a few lines for each book that I can include? We could tag you as, “Carolina Courtland, Author of the Sweet Savage Blood book series” or something like that. If you can’t or don’t have time I totally understand. Just wanted to put it out there so that I can get you a little extra publicity too. :)

  7. A woman after my own heart—I’ve always said that if I won the lottery I’d open a zillion animal sanctuaries. And your bad porn reviews are stellar.

  8. I can’t find contact info for you. email me about a blog with LaLa

  9. you rule girl, we need more women like you in social media! REAL gender equality is the next real frontier we need. Kudos

    • That’s true we do need that, but it takes a women to stand up for men. If a man said the same things I did he would be labeled a woman hater or a wimp.

      • oh yeah, if men complain we’re told to quit whining and get on with it (which we like to anyway, we’re problem solvers, not blamers). Women noways are told they deserve more, and it’s a neverending black hole, (methinks, also linked with their insecurities sometimes. Or maybe part of the reason, as they’re told to expect a lot from outside themselves that they feel empty), it’s like a pot of gold no woman wants to give up. Only real smart women realize this, because unfortunately feminist ideas are so deeply entrenched in our culture and media nowadays, they’re almost facts.

        But yeah we all need to smarter, men too. They raised us to believe that our work was the only important thing while our women would take care of the details, but that lack of taking care of details and awareness is what’s killing us as gender!!

  10. Just wanted to let you know I nominated you for the “Seven Things” award.

  11. Well you are quite a dish and a feast for the eyes yourself my dear 😉

  12. Hey there, pretty lady! I finally managed to get reviews for all three books up on Amazon, B&N, Shelfari and Goodreads (though I can only find your first book on Goodreads). I LOVED THEM!! You better finish the next one soon as I’m dying to find out who the mystery lady is. :)

  13. Hooray for rescue animals! I have seven creatures! Eight if you count the fish. :-)

  14. I have nominated your blog for the Reader Appreciation Award; thank you for your wonderful posts.

  15. Hello Carolina I’ve nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. I hope you enjoy it. Details can be found here
    Love, Madhvi

  16. HI Carolina,

    I love a good vampire novel :) You sound like an awesome crazy chick :)

  17. Thanks to everyone who visits my blog.

  18. Great stuff. Love it. Keep up the good work.

  19. Thanks for following my blog! I started reading some of your stuff and it’s so funny and so true. Keep writing :)

  20. YOur blog is really nice n cool!

  21. Thanks for visiting my blog and thanks for the comment, really appreciate that :D! I’m following you.

  22. I’m such a big fan of your blog already! You give great advice!

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