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Showcase Your Modeling Talents During a Natural Disaster - Staked in the Heart
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Not A Safe Space

Showcase Your Modeling Talents During a Natural Disaster

“Disaster modeling can be dangerous. I have to stand in between downed trees and telephone poles, on car bumpers, in trash piles and sometimes people yell at me to get off their property. It’s scary work!”

Why let a good disaster go to waste? NY City resident Nana Gouvea took full advantage of Hurricane Sandy’s wreckage by sexily posing amidst downed trees, destroyed cars, and wrecked buildings.

Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking how could she do this when people have died in this hurricane; people have lost everything they own in this world. People are without power, water, and are forced to dumpster dive for food. They need help desperately. Shouldn’t she be passing out blankets or something? Don’t be ridiculous.

Nothing signals it’s time for a photo shoot more than a disaster.

A quick look through history and we find that this isn’t Nana’s first disaster. She’s a seasoned professional disaster model.

Nana at the sinking of the Titanic

Nana atop the exploding Hindenburg

Nana bravely carries on during Britney Spear’s disastrous comeback performance

Nana maintains her composure while victims of the infamous Andes Mountain crash consume the other passengers

Nana takes time out to strike a pose during the chaos of Pearl Harbor

Nana at an embarassing disaster

Nana has to rely on her keen modeling instincts to know whether or not to put her hands on her hips while posing in a river of raw sewage caused by a tsunami

This disaster in the Hudson river could have been much worse had it not been for Nana’s heroic modeling efforts

Whether it’s a nuclear explosion, raging fire, or a president getting his head blown off, Nana knows it’s important to maintain focus and hold that pose

Nana gets photobombed by refugees

Nana brightens up the otherwise dreary Chernobyl landscape

A good model knows whether to stand or sit in the life boat

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20 Responses »

  1. Just wanted you to know that I have nominated you for the one Lovely Blog award!

  2. Someone has a little too much fun with layer masks and compositing.

    Well played my dear. Well played!

  3. Hilarious.

    Exceptionally well-done.

  4. Carolina is one of the few funny women I have encountered. No pun there.

    I would have liked to see Vietnam napalm girl Nana.

    I’m guessing 9/11 Nana was considered and shelved. Probably for the best, despite the alliteration.

  5. You have a terrible yet amazing sense of humour. I was almost appalled, until I started giggling.

  6. hilarious 🙂 I love your sense of humor!

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