I have to admit I was shocked when I heard about this one. You know how everyone now has at least two or three tats? (I don’t even have one. I’ve seen too many friends have to get painful laser tat removal.) Well, there’s a new place to showcase your amateurishly drawn custom ink design. No, it’s not on the inside of your lip, across your forehead or in your eyeball. It’s……..on your anus.
And you thought anal bleaching was way out there. Btw, my upscale salon offers anal bleaching for $100, along with the usual Botox and facials. Their clever marketing ploy for getting you to turn your Chocolate Spider vanilla is to ask the burning question, “What? You want a big brown asshole?” This prompts you to race to a hand mirror the instant you get home to check yourself out, make sure yours isn’t one of those. Big. Brown. Tarantula Assholes.
It was out in public, at the South Florida Tattoo Expo, that this
lovely young lady hot mess got her anus tatted. She chose her boyfriend’s name, of course, because you wouldn’t want to put “I love mom” down there. She exclaimed excitedly to the leering crowd of old pervs gathered round that getting the tat felt “so f**cking good!” You know what else feels effing good, honey? A shower once in a while.
At least she won’t have to worry about covering it up for that job interview she won’t be going to.
What is the lessen learned here?
Bad parenting + oxycontin + meth = anus tattoos
Here’s the video of the momentous occasion (NSFW). Enjoy!