Archive for August, 2012
New Vibrator Phone App So He Can Satisfy You Without Having To Be in The Same Room
There’s a new app coming out soon that will allow for remote control vibration of your Smartphone for sexy intimate moments when the two of you can’t be together. It’s called Vibease. While your man is jet setting around the globe on important business, he can pleasure you through his phone app that will activate… Read More ›
It’s Time for Some Dog Shaming
The internet trend of dog shaming cracks me up. In case you don’t know what that is, it’s where people take pictures of their dogs with signs describing an infraction the dog has committed. One time I was babysitting a friend’s German Shepard. He usually stayed outside in a dog house. The weather was supposed… Read More ›
Something Men Have Needed for Centuries: Their Very Own Murse!
No longer do men have to be jealous of the attractive hand bags the ladies carry. Designer Jil Sanders has come up with a purse that a manly man won’t feel embarrassed to be seen with. Finally, you guys have your own murses. This lovely man purse resembles the classic paper bag with its “a… Read More ›
Something Women Have Needed For Centuries: Their Very Own Pens!
BIC has created a line of pens exclusively for women. I’ve been so tired of struggling my whole life to use those regular man pens with their massive barrels and unmatched plug and ink colors. Finally, I will be able to write things down! They are called Cristal for Her, come in special girlie colors… Read More ›
Lance “Never Quit” Armstrong Quits Fighting Doping Charge
Lance Armstrong, the faux winner of seven Tour de France’s announced he was going to stop fighting the doping charges against him because it was “taking a toll”. Come on, Lance, at some point you need to get real. The gig is up. You’ve been caught. Lance, you can still take comfort in knowing: Out… Read More ›
Lay’s Potato Chip Contest Produces Some Truly Gag Inducing Flavors
Lay’s Potato chip has a contest running right now for a brand new flavor. The prize: $1,000,000. This has brought everyone out of the woodwork with their crazy, not-well-thought-out ideas. Along with the usual bacon-cheddar-guacamole-jalapeno-taco-pizza entries there were some that were way out there. Keep in mind these are supposed to be potato chip flavors…. Read More ›
The Best Of Staked: One of My Online Dates from Hell
His profile title was “Catch of a Lifetime”. He was a doctor in his 40s. The doctor wanted to meet at a bar that served his favorite booze: Tata’s vodka. He raved about it, explaining in detail it was distilled six times. (Isn’t Moonshine??) He boasted how he obtained a bottle signed by the great Tata himself. He… Read More ›
Three Hot Chicks on Porn – Review XXX “Peeping Tom”
The Three Hot Chicks on Porn review the 1940s vintage XXX sex film “Peeping Tom.” The nine minute film is black and white and has no sound. It is set to Looney Tunes sounding music. The Three Hot Chicks are: Carolina of Staked in the Heart La La of Tales of a Charm City Chick… Read More ›
Anal Tattoo Girl Speaks, Blinding Ignorance Ensues
The other day, a young lady, Maria Louise Del Rosario, was videotaped getting her anus inked with the words “Rock” and “Wood” framing it. (Rockwood was the name of her last boyfriend. Apparently, the tat is a tribute to him. Maybe she’s trying to win him back because what man’s heart wouldn’t melt upon hearing a… Read More ›
Three Hot Chicks On Porn – Review “Another Night in Chyna”
This is the first official sex tape review for The Three Hot Chicks on Porn. They are: Carolina of Staked in the Heart, La La of Tales of a Charm City Chick, Maggie We chose “Another Night in Chyna” featuring WWE wrestler and reality TV star Chyna (Joanie Laurer) and her boyfriend, X-Pak (Sean Waltman), another… Read More ›
Kanye West’s Dancers Flashmob on a Plane
You know Kanye. Aside from dating Kim Kardashian, he’s the one who said that “George Bush hates black people.” He’s the one who stormed the stage and interrupted Taylor Swift’s MTV Video Music award moment to yell that Beyonce deserved it more. He’s the one who wrote a 52-page book with such gems of wisdom… Read More ›
My Life’s Most Hilarious Moment, Courtesy of My Mother
There’s a moment in my life that really sticks with me. No matter how many times I relive it, it always makes me laugh. I was a teen and flying to meet up with relatives in Hawaii. My parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles and cousins were all waiting for my arrival at the Maui airport. They… Read More ›
