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Month: August 2012


Something Women Have Needed For Centuries: Their Very Own Pens!

BIC has created a line of pens exclusively for women. I’ve been so tired of struggling my whole life to use those regular man pens with their massive barrels and  unmatched plug and ink colors. Finally, I will be able to write things down! They are called Cristal for Her, come in special girlie colors… Read More ›

Steak Potato Chips

Lay’s Potato Chip Contest Produces Some Truly Gag Inducing Flavors

Lay’s Potato chip has a contest running right now for a brand new flavor. The prize: $1,000,000. This has brought everyone out of the woodwork with their crazy, not-well-thought-out ideas. Along with the usual bacon-cheddar-guacamole-jalapeno-taco-pizza entries there were some that were way out there. Keep in mind these are supposed to be potato chip flavors…. Read More ›


The Best Of Staked: One of My Online Dates from Hell

His profile title was “Catch of a Lifetime”. He was a doctor in his 40s.      The doctor wanted to meet at a bar that served his favorite booze:  Tata’s vodka. He raved about it, explaining in  detail it was distilled six times. (Isn’t Moonshine??) He boasted how he obtained a bottle signed by the great Tata himself. He… Read More ›

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Three Hot Chicks on Porn Review XXX “Peeping Tom”

The Three Hot Chicks on Porn review  the 1940s vintage XXX sex film “Peeping Tom.” The nine minute film is black and white and has no sound. It is set to Looney Tunes sounding music. The Three Hot Chicks are: Carolina of Staked in the Heart La La of Tales of a Charm City Chick… Read More ›


Anal Tattoo Girl Speaks, Blinding Ignorance Ensues

The other day, a young lady, Maria Louise Del Rosario, was videotaped getting her anus inked with the words “Rock” and “Wood” framing it. (Rockwood was the name of her last boyfriend. Apparently, the tat is a tribute to him. Maybe she’s trying to win him back because what man’s heart wouldn’t melt upon hearing a… Read More ›


Three Hot Chicks On Porn – Review “Another Night in Chyna”

This is the first official sex tape review for The Three Hot Chicks on Porn. They are: Carolina of Staked in the Heart, La La of Tales of a Charm City Chick, Maggie We chose “Another Night in Chyna” featuring WWE wrestler and reality TV star Chyna (Joanie Laurer) and her boyfriend, X-Pak (Sean Waltman), another… Read More ›

Not a future supermodel

My Life’s Most Hilarious Moment, Courtesy of My Mother

There’s a moment in my life that really sticks with me. No matter how many times I relive it, it always makes me laugh. I was a teen and flying to meet up with relatives in Hawaii. My parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles and cousins were all waiting for my arrival at the Maui airport. They… Read More ›


From The Playboy Mansion to a Whack Palace

One of Hef’s girlfriends was Tina Jordan. She was a Playboy Centerfold in 2002. She was Hef’s “main girlfriend” for a couple years. That means she slept in his bed with him at night, while his other 4 or 5 girlfriends  slept in their own beds at The Mansion. The girls were paid a “salary”… Read More ›


“The Week The Women Went” Makes Men Look Like Frickin’ Idiots

The TV show “The Week The Women Went” premiered last night. Called a “groundbreaking social experiment,” it’s a reality show where all the women are taken out of a town to leave the men to fend for themselves. The women were whisked away on a train to a luxurious spa resort for a much needed… Read More ›

Actual chick getting her anus tattoo

Scratch ‘n Sniff Tattoos

I have to admit I was shocked when I heard about this one. You know how everyone now has at least two or three tats? (I don’t even have one. I’ve seen too many friends have to get painful laser tat removal.) Well, there’s a new place to showcase your amateurishly drawn custom ink design…. Read More ›

Young nude couple embracing

A Sexual Contract

Men in our society seem to have a fear of being accused of rape. Maybe they should be afraid. Case in point: the Duke LaCrosse players who were falsely charged with rape by a stripper/hooker they hired to entertain at one of their parties. Some people have come up with the idea that a sexual… Read More ›

Cats for the Man Free Home

If You’re Over 45—And Want A Man—You’re Going to Have to do Certain Things, Whether You Like it Or Not

The recent “Crazy Cat Lady” blogger got me thinking. (She’s the one who wrote the insanely ridiculous “non-negotiable list” for her next man. My post on that is here.) I guess women have no idea what the reality is for a woman over 45 years old in the dating world. It’s time for a reality check…. Read More ›

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