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Archive for June, 2012

Couple Fighting

He Would Rather Eat Broken Glass Than Tell You It’s Over

Guys are very bad when it comes to communicating verbally that it’s over. You could be with him for years, and have 10 kids with him. It doesn’t matter. He will do almost anything to avoid having to say the words to your face, “I don’t want to be with you any more.” It’s because guys can’t stand a woman’s anger or… Read More ›

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A Whole Lot of Crazy Goin’ On: John Edwards and Rielle Hunter

I read Rielle Hunter’s book What Really Happened. It should have been titled What Just Happened? It’s ironic that Rielle, who identifies herself as a “spirtual truth seeker” is involved with the biggest lyin’ ass. Ever. Presidential wanna-be John Edwards takes lying to a whole new level. We should all be ashamed looking back over the paltry… Read More ›

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Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape: A Semi-Unbiased Review

Recently, Kris Jenner has come under fire for suspicion of being the master-mind behind the planning, staging and releasing of Kim’s scandalous sex tape. Trust me. She isn’t responsible. I’ve seen Kim’s tape. I was forced to watch it. I didn’t want to. It was clear no one directed the embarrassing abomination known as “Kim Kardashian Superstar.”… Read More ›

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Screw Trust. You Need to be Watching Your Man

Some bloggers responded to my post “He Doesn’t Want to be Your Effing Friend!!” with statements about how you just need to trust your partner. Wrong. We’re always told in order to have a healthy relationship you must trust your partner. It would be great to trust your partner—whether it’s a man or woman. The fact is, you shouldn’t. Trust… Read More ›

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He Doesn’t Want to be Your Effing Friend!!

Here’s the deal with the “friend” thing. Guys, no matter their age, don’t need or want friends who are females. They have their guy friends to hang out with, play sports, watch the game. And guys prefer their guy friends for most activities. It can happen, where you have a genuine male friend (with no… Read More ›

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Ten Dirty Little Secrets She’s Not Telling You

After reading some male blogger’s thoughts about how deceitful women are, I decided to respond to their claims. They are right. Women, in general, do hide the truth from men. It’s because if men knew the truth, they would be afraid. Very afraid. Here are some painful secrets you don’t know: 1.  She tells her girlfriends everything, including what… Read More ›

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eHarmony Thinks a Zombie is Your Perfect Match

Recently, one of my girlfriends signed up for eHarmony, and went on a date. If you’re a follower of my blog, you know I hate online dating. I think it’s a horror show, and her experience proves my point. eHarm claims to be the Number #1 relationship website. It boasts that it “takes romance and passion… Read More ›

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“Nice Guys” Should Finish Last

Remember the post I did about Tommy Lee, and why women are hot for him? See it here. I explained how “nice guys” are often socially clueless dorks, and that’s why women aren’t into them. This story illustrates my point: When I was in college, there was this geek who made awkward attempts to date me…. Read More ›

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Too Much Cutsie Couple Closeness Kills

I realize a lot of women like to be joined-at-the-hip with their man. They want to be right there with him every waking moment. When separated, they will text him hundreds of times a day. This is not healthy. Case in point:  Christie and Ian.  They were husband and wife who were members of a cult… Read More ›

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Twitter Makes it Hard for Married Tools to Cheat

While on a recent flight out of LA, an actor named Brian Presley proceeds to hit on Melissa Stettan, seated next to him. Unbeknownst to him, Melissa gave her Twitter followers a juicy, blow-by-blow account of their interactions as she live-tweeted.         Brian name-drops, and bores her with details of his spirituality and his… Read More ›

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The Horrible Baby Makeovers

Various companies have been using “made-over” babies in their ad campaigns. Some of the ads are kinda creepy. This little girl, who otherwise is darling, has fake grandpa denture teeth inserted. This is from an  ad promoting breastfeeding, but it would have the opposite effect. When they get chompers like that, it’s time to stop breastfeeding. I… Read More ›

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Guys, Don’t be Such Dumbasses

So I’m minding my own business in my front yard picking up kids’ toys left behind. The kids in the neighborhood played in my yard because it was the only patch of real grass for blocks. I’m holding a black plastic broken toy in my hand–when out of nowhere–this strange guy I’ve never laid eyes on before strides up… Read More ›

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