Controversial Relationship Blog

Month: May 2012

Another Bad Date Brought to You by Match.com

He looked okay in his pic, but younger than his 35 years. A marketing exec, he was born in a foreign country. He seemed “normal” in his emails. We meet in a casino. He recognizes me first, and walks up to introduce himself. I am stunned by his appearance. He was so small–and I don’t mean short–I mean tiny. He… Read More ›

Fantasy Airport Sex

No longer do you have to endure rude, hostile, unhelpful airport employees! Now there’s helpful Ava, your airport virtual assistant. She’s deemed the “latest solution in airport security.” (Will she be defusing underpants bombs??) Ava is an image on a life-size flat screen who provides guidance about liquids and belt removal on an endless loop, and—bonus–doubles as a billboard… Read More ›

Men are the New Women

Once the whole metrosexual thing started we’ve all been on a slippery slope. Men are starting to become women. Used to be we could easily tell the men from the women. See? You can totally tell this is a man. He’s hairy and he has guns.* Men used to leave their manjunk alone, and au natural….now they’re waxed,… Read More ›