It wasn’t just the online profile photos that were bizarre.
These are actual things men wrote trying to convince me to go out with them. My thoughts are in italics.
“I am a cross between Shrek and Donkey”
(Is he saying he’s Shrek above the waist and Donkey below? Yikes!)
“Want correspondence with you”
(Wow, apparently the Neanderthals did survive after all, either that or this guy thinks he’s sending a telegram and is getting charged per letter.)
“you strayed forward I like that”
(It took me awhile to figure out he was trying to say I was “straight forward.” At first I thought he was saying I was straying into something, like traffic.)
“Wow. I think your really attractive. But I would need to see some pics with your teeth.”
(Okay, I’m not an old horse that’s for sale.)
More of these gems in later posts…