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The Buffoonery of Ebola

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October 21, 2014 • Ebola, In the News

Unless you’ve been living on another planet you’ve heard about the deadly Ebola virus. The media keeps showing us this same picture like it’s a Wanted poster. This is how we’re going to stop Ebola’s spread, by each of us being on constant look-out for the blue stained spaghetti. Whenever we’re perusing tiny stuff with… Read More ›

Islam »

Does This Belt of Explosives Make Me Look Fat?

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Al Qaeda has published a new terrorist magazine in English. What’s its name? This Week in Death to America? The Popular Jihadist? Kaboom? No, it’s called Palestine, as if it’s the ultimate insiders’ guide to Palestinian culture, recipes, travel and events, like California Living. Claiming it “focuses on the raw emotions of  the victim hood in the Muslim world,” the… Read More ›

Asshats I've Encountered »

REBLOG Outing – Eric Robillard, Le Clown, The Magnificent, The Predator with the Red Nose.

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Originally posted on "As For Me, I am a watercolor:
In the not so distant past, I was invited to write a story for Black Box Warnings. It was more of a cross-emailing going on – I’d approached Le Clown first and in his reply, explained that Jen had already spoken to him about…

You Got No Game »

Men’s Health Magazine Ensures You Never Get Laid Again

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Men’s Health magazine is chock-full of tips on how to seduce a woman, give her a better orgasm, etc. While some of their advice is okay, some of it is the wackiest, worst advice for men I’ve ever read. Here’s an example: “If you’re out in public but want to make your intentions clear, slowly and… Read More ›

General Relationship Advice »

How To Get Out of the Dreaded Friend Zone

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I was recently reading the Ask Men love advice column. A male reader had written in asking about his relationship with a female friend. He had expressed his romantic feelings to her and she had put him off by claiming she wasn’t “ready” for a long term commitment. Then he found out she was dating some other… Read More ›

Celeb Sex Tape Reviews »

“Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” XXX Sex Tape Review

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Twenty-one year old Farrah Abraham was a pregnant teen who starred in Pregnant and 16.  She was also featured in the follow-up series Teen Mom, and seemed to hate her parents the most. She always curiously calls her bio dad by his first name, as if he’s some maintenance guy hanging around their house. Farrah’s sex… Read More ›

Crazy Cat Lady Collection »

“Insatiable Genius” is a Four ScoopFree Cat Litter Box Winner

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I read women’s online dating profiles to see how bad they are. Most of them are so awful I don’t see how they manage to get a single date. This 38 year old woman calls herself “Insatiable Genius”. Right away she alerts any potential dates that they are stupider than she is. This is how… Read More ›

The Best of Staked »

Nothing Brings Out Your Cheekbones Like A Horrendous Disaster

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New York City resident Nana Gouvea took full advantage of Sandy’s wreckage by sexily posing amidst downed trees, destroyed cars, and wrecked buildings. Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking how could she do this when people have died in this hurricane; people have lost everything they own in this world. People are without power,… Read More ›

Sex, Sex, Sex »

The Top 10 Most Bizarre Lines A Guy Has Ever Said to Me

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Every woman gets them, the bad opening lines from total strangers, the ridiculous come-ons. Some of them are laughable, others are just plain out there. These are my most memorable: the weirdest of the weird. “Can I mate my dog to yours?” A man I had never seen before knocked on my door. He didn’t… Read More ›

Catfish »

Five Ways To Avoid Being “Catfished” While Online Dating

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Catfish are a serious problem in online dating. Catfish are people who pretend to be someone they are not online. They create false IDs in order to pursue deceptive online romances. They can string people on for years and apparently, have no remorse for their actions. Getting catfished is such a common problem that filmmaker… Read More ›

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